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Fan Mails – 6/9/06

Friday, June 9th, 2006

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Kodi says:  Hey Bob, I was wondering if you would ever consider coming to St.Stephen N.B. to play your songs. Because all most everybody that I know, knows who you are. You are the greatest parody song artist in the world. You rock. I love the song Every Other Time.


torey who wins says: heylo you! as a recent convert to your music, I would just like to say that i adore you and you are surprisingly good looking for a talented musician. anywho, not a question at allllll. but j’adore


Benj says: hi. i love she blocked me. you are a genius!


aubrey  says: Are you siging in the song she blocked me if so your really good and wow you have lots of talet ok well bye


curtain says: do you have a girlfriend? if you do, then i think she’s the luckiest girl in the world.


Melody says: Wow. I’ve never heard such great stuff. I especially like that, “Five for One” song. Are you working on any other parodies? If so, of what songs? I’d love to see some more of your work.


trina says: im sorry, i found you today, listened to your music, fell in love, read your “ask bob” and i am now wondering how fat is your ego? it must be huge, but i must say, not without justification, you are indeed hot, and have a cute voice.


KC J says: Dear bob…are you single? how old are you? can i rape you? does your mother like when you sing? can i rape you? i wanna be your stalker is that okay? can I rape you? AWNSER ME CAN I RAPE YOU????????


josh says: i love the *she blocked me* song its better than the she hates me by puddle of mud


Ebony the Peacian says: Hey Bob! I love your songs. We need more hilarious bands like you guys. Your music makes me crack up every time I hear it. Thanks for starting this band and this website. I truly have faith you will be famous someday. No doubt about it. ;)


Tori says: Bob you are gorgeous and hilarious…two qualities I love in a man. Are you single?


Chelsea says: I glady say that you know who this is. I wanted to show my love to all these people because you are truely amazing


Brandi says: Hi Bob, I love your  music and you don’t look bad your self!  Could I have the last 4 digits of your number?


Yohan says: Hey Bob i live in the uk and i love ur music there so funny


lindsay says: your amazing!!! Will you marry me????:D


Luke says: Hiya, a couple of things to say.  Number one, I only just heard about you today and already i’m loving your songs!!
Also, from reading all the previous “ask Bob a question” you get alot of people asking to come over to the U.K. (where i am now)… Do you think its possible to come over if i requested you everyday on the radio??


javi  says: ok i want u to be able to come to concert in my town tampa florida or the area so i just call in a radio station and they do the rest ? kill catz forfun is my s/n ur music is the best i now like u more then weird al lol ppl who dont like parodys should ignor them and stop posting crap on ur site but its funny reading ur reply on them! lol and i personaly think ur hilarious just by reading ur ask bobs.KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK ON UR NEW ALBUM !!!


hilary parker says: i love u i think yor gorgeous ….so……will u marry me


Jacob says: I know you probably get asked this alot Bob but how do you do it?!?!?!?!? All your music is awsome! Its really cool! But how do you do it?


“Hey, I love your music, it’s great and gives me a few laughs from time
to time :) Just wondering, if (more like when) you get a record deal,
do you think your music will still be avalible to stream free on the
website?”


nicole says: can u make a new song please can they are really good thank you?


Karlie says: Hey Bob! Will you ever come to st.catherines ont? I love your music and ur songs always make me laugh. So i was wondering if you could come to st.catherines for a small concert (st,catherines is in canada, if u dont know) okay.. take care :D


Nate the Gate says: First of all I would like to say that u rock and are hilarious! I listen to your music online a lot, but I’m tired of doing that, so I started looking for your CD. I cannot find your CD’s anywhere. My parents don’t let me order stuff online, so do you know where I could find your CDs?


Jeff says: Hey Bob, this is more of a comment rather than a question.  I just wanna say that i really enjoy your music (lol, as if you didn’t have enough people tellin you that…) but I guess I wanna throw myself in the pile.  I love comedy myself and its hard for me to say something without throwin a joke in, and I think the songs you have are the funniest I’ve ever heard.  So that’s that….*light hits* Well, I guess I could ask you something…do you plan on coming to Los Angeles anytime soon?


lunty says: i love ur music specy international love song s it is puddle of mudd


sim says: hello bob.. i loved your musik!! its so DAMN funny.. why cant i download it so i can here it all the time!! plzz send me mrs. claus and she blocked me!! i loved thos songs!!


Rose says: Hey! I love your music. I’m just wondering if you will have any records out some time soon. I’d buy one!


the girl u wanna throw off a mountain! says: How come your music is sooooo cool!!!? U r a sexy beast!i just wanna f**k u till u die!!! Will u let me? pleeeeease!!! I luv ur songs soooo much too! My friend luvs you too, do u want a threesome?


Caro says: HEY!!! i love your music and i was wandering how you got the idea for “she fricken blocked me”?


Cassandra says: Bob! You are simply amazing. And gorgeous. And. Well. A bunch of other adjectives with positive meanings. I know you\’ve probably heard this before…but seriously. Will you take me to prom?


sumone says: hi bob love ya music its well i played ’she frekin blocked’ thousands of times


Sarah says: Hi.   My name is Sarah and I am 12 years old..I love your site/Music, and you are so HOT!! Ok my ? is Will you write a song about Dogs having Worms? I thought it would be a great topic to wright about! Plz wright me back so I can tell all my Buds!  Thanks for reading my Letter..Love Ya Lots..Sarah


“gawd, ur band’s awsome!!!!! i LOVE the songs i’ve heard so far! i was cracking up sooo much when i heard the ‘Mrs. Claus’ one, that my parents had to ask if had too much sugar er sumptin! my favorites are, ‘She Frik’in Blocked Me,’ ‘Mrs. Claus’ (obviously,) ‘ Whiny, Slimy, Creepy,’ and ‘It Could Happen To U2′ they’re so unique! i mean, how’dja guys come out with these songs?! they’re FRIGG’N AWSOME, though! if ya guys come to houston…or, pearland; (a town close to houston),please drop a line! (or at least a shout-out…) lol.”


westside_bitch says: holy f*ck, u sang that? u hav a good voice:P, lmffo, are you single?:D :P lmffo


shantell says: hey sexy, ur music rox my sox:P!!
*will u marry me?*


aguywhohasnolife (campin_chris) says: Whats the odds of me being picked for fan mail? If this somehow DOES get on the site, will you ever go on tour? If so, go to Crystal River Florida and i’ll give you a cookie. :P


amber says: will you marry me


mim says: U R FRICKIN GREAT!!!ALL MA M8Z LUV U AND WERE STARTING OUR OWN BAND YOUR WKD!!!!(


Elliot says: Me and my friend were wondering how do you make your own cartoon? On microsoft paint?And we think your music is Great! it’s really funny!


trevor says: how whould one get in touch with you because i want to thank you i use to hate music and mostly everything until i heard you i owe you a ton how do you think of songs like that?


Matt says: Well, I love the song she blocked me, and I was wondering, if it’s possible to get the properties of the song so I can put on my Myspace, if it’s possible of course


Aubree  says: Okay, this isn’t a question but…. You’re name…. It’s so simpistic and sexy!


lee says: hey, man ur great, btw thank albionblacksheep.com and samb because they led me 2 you, oh btw im an australian Come down under, neways hopefully ull get a massive break, and ull be bigger than weird al dun de dun!!


 

Mark Donoghue says: Dear Bob
I really like your songs Mrs.Claus and Dr.Phil


akazbz says: OMFG! When r u planning to release a new song?? I can’t wait they r cool!


A.J. and Ferrity says: I LOVE  YOU! and Ferrity hates you, because his girl friend like you and thinks you\’re sexy and wants to have it with you.


Justin Swinehart…a HUGE fan. says: where do u come up with the ideas for ure songs. they are the best. i found ure site while i was at stupidness.com listening to parodies and i saw mrs. claus. i listened to it and it was so funny i had to tell all my friends how to find it. i clicked on the link to go to ure site and was entered into a parody parodise! i love ure music man. its the greatest. get back to me on this. P.S. my favorite song of ures is mrs. clause even to this day. thanx 4 the laughs!!!!   :)


Blake says: do u actually write these emails to everyone?……..but anyway how do u make these heaps good songs? i havn’t heard one bad song!!!


Adam, Dylan Lowe and Kenneth Charters says: Will you please dedicate a song to us? We think your songs are genius and your ryhming is class!! Keep up the good work and could you please give us a shout-out on your website, please? You Rock!!!


Eric says: Hey Bob, is Carla single? and if so is she by chance attracted to short slightly off midwestern guys? If she is would u give her my email? And um…Oh yeah,you’re music rules too!


ROBYN says: hi how old r u and i love ur songs


Tyler says: hey bob i wanted to ask you how you think of lyrics 4 your songs cause there really good my favorite is she blocked me im a big fan well hope you wright back smell ya later


Tyler says: LOL OMG haha im listing to ms clause wow this is some good crap-i mean stuff lol im only kidding hey do u have AIM we should talk some time


Tim says: i like your music


mike mcmenamin says: me and my girlfriend are your biggest fans we have reccomended you on every radio station we know


Tyler says: Hey bob its me Tyler i just wanted to say to things 1st i love your songs in fact im gonna buy the not a christmas album cd. The second thing is is i was wondering if u could put lyrics 4 all ur songs i mean hey you godda love that Dr.Phil song


Charlotte Ball says: When will you be doing a gig in England? I would really like to see you live so please say if you are doing one! Thanks!


Blake says: Hey bob!! your awsome, u hav a really creative mind, im trying to do the same thing aswell but of coarse im not as good as u of making up songs….would u make ur lyrics up then choose the song to fit it or would u choose a song then try to put different lyrics in??? cuz i find wat u do is really hard and u make it look so easy, im like ur biggest fan, u rock and dont stop using that creaticve mind


Mia says: Hey Bob! I’ve been listening to your music for forever and I love it. You even inspire me to make up my own parodies (Cellulite instead of 3 Door’s Down’s Kryptonite! If you want the lyrics let me know because I’ll never finish writing it or sing it) Anyway, I’m from Jordan and that sort of makes you an international internet star, if your fanbase extends all the way to the Middle East. So my question is… Will you brag to your friends that you have adoring fans in Jordan? Your rock, can’t wait till you get a record deal.


hope says: hi Bob i love you’re song She Blocked Me!!!!!!!!!!!!


Phildalf says: I have been around in my time and heard a few great bands but this one is great so i thought since i have the chance i would ask you HOW IN THE NAME OF THE ALMIGHTY FOAMY CAN I GET MY BAND GOIN!!!!


“recently I got the alert email from numberonemsuic.com to give a listen to your stuff and I must confess your music draws me in immediately with the mood. The lyrics are very engaging as well, delivered with skillful vocals. I also have a big appreciation for the dynamics going on here. Very admirable. Good production too. I’m lost in your music, I’m away to listen to it for the 4th time! Thank you for the best songs i\’ve heard on number one music for ages.”


Kallan says: I love your song “she blocked me” on albinoblacksheep.com.It’s so cool.I don’t think anybody could be that smart on the computer except well,me.But you must be good on the comp to think of all that


StonedLogic says: Hey Bob, Your music is awesome. But Im sure you get that alot.


Lilly says: Yo! You’re an awesome artist! I recently found your site and have showed all my friends. We all think you’re awesome, and *hopefully* I might be able to buy your CD for my birthday! Rock on dude!


Mattie Mills says: hey this isn’t really a Q. but i love your video She Blocked Me omfg its so true what happens. good luck on more videos!!!!


Becka says: I just wonder why you don’t put “Five for one” on sum of the record sites that you are using.. i just love your songs, and can’t find your records in any cd store.. so I can only listen to you through internet.. and now I can’t listen to my fave song.. :/


jenny says: Hey I love your songs!!!!! their awesome!!!!and funny*.* Hey where could i buy your CD???? You have the best songs ever!!! i love them sooooo much0.0


Animator_Kid says: Hey, Mrs. Claus is great.


Reagan Hart says: Hey Bob big fan of she blocked me :-) thats sum good stuff mate. anyway my question is, is that based on a true story or what? :-)


AC says: i was just wondering how the heck you come up with these lyrics?  I think they are freaking hilarious.  Reminds me of some songs my friend burned on a CD for me.  They are like “barbara ann”  except its  like “bomb iraq”  its hilarious, rather mean spirited, but still funny.  Her bro is in the military,a nd her sis is dating a marine.  I think that the songs rock out.  I was just wondering how you get the inspiration for these songs?  honestly, they seem so out of the bleu, that i cant beleive anyoen can come up with it.  Kinda just wondering.  LOL


Gavin from UK says: Hi there bob!  Absolutely love your stuff.  Five for one is soo clever, and makes me laugh because ive done stuff like that before myself on Sound Recorder (obviously more lo-tech than you) Just thought id say im not the kind of person that buys CDs every week (or month!) but im going to order yours from the website.


Lily says: Hi Bob! I love you! I especially love “She Freakin’ Blocked Me”. How did you come up with the song?


Levi Ippolito says: Sup Bob I recently became a fan a few months ago after I heared “She Freakin Bloced Me” now I love ur music especially “My Girlfriends Back”


Jennifer says: Hey!!! I love She blocked me!!! I see it has a lot of comments!!!If its not to much to ask, How much does an adagraphed cd cost from you? I would love to have one!!!


sara says: hello, bob, i barely discovered your site tonight and i think it rocks xD its really funny. keep up the great work so we can laugh every day ^^
ill try to spread the word about you to my friends xD


anthony says: i really like your video :> i really like its so funny are you going to make any more i hope you do see you later


Vivien says: Nice flash you got!! Love it so much.. Just want to ask you whether you can share the chords of that song with me?… Because I really love that song and you…


Jared says: Hey Bob I love your songs do you think you can write one about me plzz?


Gary says: What is your new album called and when can we expect it.


amanda says: is there a way to put “she frickin blocked me” video in myspace profile??


Ashlee says: Hey bob just wonderin I live in NY if u have any tours goin through wanna come f*** me?


Anonymous… or not.> Enate Kimachi says: Hello. I’m a fan of yours, and I was hoping you could tell me (And my brother, who is hiding somewhere in my room) how you come up with your crazy (good crazy. I love your songs) songs and lyrics…?


Squigg says: Hey. I just wanted to say I love your music


ryan says: bob your the best i love singing to ur songs


Vince  says: Hi Bob, first of all, great songs,I’ve been a big fan of yours ever since I bought your first album. I wasjust wondering if it was possible if I could have your autograph please? As I live in britain its fairly unlikely that I’ll ever have the chance to see you perform live, otherwise I would just say hi at one of your shows and ask for you autograph then. Anyway, I just thought I’d ask, so I shall say good bye for now, bye! Vince


Cynical Fish says: First- your music rocks. You are the best comic parodier since Tom Lehrer. You rock too


anonamous says: HI! im a huge fan and i was wondering where you got inspiration.


Levi says: hey Bob love ur music, very creative.


john says: hey bob love your music, am starting to play gitar and am gonna try to write and play just like u


Nich says: I was wondering if you’re ever gonna set any dates to tour the Uk coz I’d love to see you.


Riotgirl says: hey guyys :) i think you are awesome ;DD


Patrick Woschek says: Hi Bob my name is Patrick and I am from Germany. One day I was searching the web for some funny stuff and what I found was a page where a flash-movie named “she frickin’ blocked me” was to look at and I really liked it :o ) . While searching for the singer I found you as the source of this great music. After that I continued listening to some  more sample-songs and I really loved them. I like music in the way you are doing, because there is not much of that(with such a good quality). My Problem is, that I am not able to get Cd’s and songs of you and I would really like to have your great music in my cd-libary at home. I hope you can help me!? So bye Bob, greetings from germany


Kilowatt per Hour says: hey Bob, i came across one of ur songs by accident, and now i’ve heard it for the like 12th freakin time today.


Amy says: dude i love this you rock, how do you mange to think them up?


Martin says: Hey Bob, your music is very great!


Steven says: Hi! I like all your songs! Please keep making them!


Tiffany says: Hey Robert, this is atchully a quiton, not even close, but ne ways, u rock! lol, thats all i have to say for now! bye


Marian says: I really like your song, but I don’t think you’ll come to holland… and I can only listen to your music on my computer


Marlon says: Ahhhhhhh I feel like a girl! Listening to your music! I dunno why but i’m frigging addicted to your songs. But how do you think up of these songs?


sexy sash says: hay bob how come you have such a good website and how do u make so many good songs


Jean-Michel QUEBEC says: Hey Bob, i wanted you to know that you are popular in Québec!. She Blocked Me is #2 in a top 10 radio station!!! Man did you know that?!


Jason Blackman (jaso321) says: Hey dude!!!! You rock! You should have worldwide numbers 1s! By the way when is your next song coming out


Nick says: Hey bob this is a huge fan of yours.I was wondering if you are making a new cd and if you are when do you think it will hit stores becauser your music is amazing!


Lisa  says: How do u think of those AWESOME songs?? Where do u get ur ideas from??


Pick me_Pick me says: Ok, first off i’d like to say, your songs are AWESOME!! Your cute n talented n stuff…but anyways my question is…If you had one wish, what would it be? <you better say me! j/k> Virginia LOVES YOU!!!


elliott misson says: how come i cant listen 2 the constepated song anymore it woz my favirote. and bobo ricci and the rest of the band are class!!!


Ben6989 says: I think your music is really good and I listen to them the songs available on the internet alot.  I plan on getting the CDs… whenever I get any money.  It sucks being a poor High School student.  In any case, moving on to my question, why exactly havn’t you been able to make a deal with a record company?  I mean, your music is great, both vocally and instrumentally, you have tons of fans, and it’s like you’d be the first parody artist.  Sorry if this is a duplicate question, I’ve seen some of the fan mail, but I don’t have the time or patience to sift through that mountain of mail.  Anyway, good luck in selling your new CD.  Maybe I’ll be able to get one for Christmas…


shane says: i am in to music and i think your amazing were do u get your ideas from and what you got for the future and were about do they selll your albums


Chloe and Katie says: howw do u think of such crazy and frickin awsome songs!!! Is mrs. claus the girl who blocked the dude. Are u single?!?!?=)Chloes is prettyer


rhys says: I love your music  but howd u come up with??


rhys says: u r such a bad ass singer how did you learn 2 sing like dat??


kikass says: kikass song that is ace so so ace


NoName says: Hey Bob! This isn’t really a question, but thanks! You have brought me and my entire year level enjoyment when we found your site! Thanks and keep up the good work!


Alex Newman says: Hey Bob, i live in AUSTRALIA!! I have seen weird al yankovic and you are just as good. I was wonderring if you did similar things 2 weird al like change costumes and characteristics for different songs. I am a new fan of your but i have allready listenned 2 every single one of you songs. PLEASE VISIT AUSTALIA-BRISBANE!!


Brande says: Is there any way i can put ur “She blocked me” video on ma msn space for ppl to view it? Its so hilarious. (And ppl stop hatin on him bc hes popular and u suck)


nick  says: You are F*cken PIMP MAN


Annie says: Hi Bob,Ilove your music I take it to work with me every night and listen on my player for 8hours.Im addicted to you.How can I get hold of your cds over here in the u.k.


cooper says: holy crap that she freakin blocked me is hurlarious and do you think you can send me all the lyrics for all the songs you do that would be great!!!! so freakin funny


Jack says: 5 for 1 is amazing i wanna play it at my funeral i mean wow u rock!!


GOOROO says: dude what is up ur music is so sweet how are u so damn funny i wish i could do stuff like that double diet And ode to playboy are my favs.


Kevin Milton says: Heya Bob! I LOVE your stuff!  You\’re songs are hilarious and still manage to be something I feel I can listen to when I\’m not even looking for something funny.  I was just wondering if there was a way to have you play a concert at my university.  That would be awesome and maybe you could get some new fans that way.  Keep up the good work!


Sara says: hey man i think your songs are amazing!


Rad says: Bob you rock dude….Anyone that says otherwise and im guna kick there A***  my faviroute song is 5 for one it is such a good song!!!


claire says: hiya. i luv ur stuff its amazin and makes me laugh. if only i was older i would so love to be with u! are u workin on more funny tunes!


suzanne says: hey buddy when are you going to make new songs they are so cool i love them i listent o them all the time


Soph says: Hi omg i love ur songs especially she frickin blocked me u have such a hot voice xxxx


smailliw says: ok, i loved she blocked me its so flippin funny my bff and i listen to it over again.


Ian MacLennan says: Hey there bob, love the site and the music, and was just wonderin what drives you to write such amazing songs


Me says: You ARE HILARIOUS!!! TY your are going places!


ali*cat says: ur soo buff n funni n probly way older than me but still ur buff


Henry Hawksworth says: Hi, I realy like your parody songs


alex_veith 1993 says: she blocked me rulez i play she hates me and she blocked me at the same time its sound cool if u get them playi at thr same time otherwise it sounds crappy


Carolyn says: When I heard Stacey\’s Mom, I thought it sucked. But when I heard Mrs Claus, I was totally hooked on it! You do great and have an awesome voice. Keep up the good work!


brett says: when will your cd\’s be coming out because this band rocks!!!!


Amber Kay says: Hiiiiiii BoB I LOVE all of your songs especialy dr.phil i cant belive that dude who is he   telling   us what 2 do?!!!!!


just_a_fan says: Hey bob, your songs rule man.


Aydan Watkins says: All I can say is “Weird Al, eat your heart out!” Bob Ricci you are a fantastic artist. I remember talking to you on an AIM not long ago. You\’re a great guy and you and your bands have alot of talent. I can\’t wait for the day when you guys can tour the world and come to the UK (Wales preferably lol). Well guys keep it up and look after yourselves alright?. Bye guys!


Jibril says: hi!^.^iam jibril and i want only say: i love your song she freakin blockt me XDDD iam your bigest fan XDDD show the world more about you^^


Katie says: Bob! I luv ur songs! they\’re so funny! haha! my friends and I were laughing our f**kin\’ asses off!


Marie says: oh my god^^
Never saw a “band” that rocked this much. Guys, I am from Germany and around here the clip “She Frikin\’ Blocked Me” has become a total hit. Do you also gives concerts? Where can we buy your albums?
Thank you for the great entertainment ;)


Sarah D. says: Hey!
I love your music, I listen to it constantly


Anonymus ( sorry ) says: How did u come up with these songs? They rock!!
lol, luv she frickin\’ blocked meh!!!


Gary says: wow i loved your blocked me song i play guitar and i love it could you plz send me the tabs for\”she blocked me”


linzi says: hey bob you are the best and i no u hear this ten thousand million kadillion timez but its tru.  U ROCK!


zach says: DUDE U FREAKING RULE!!!!!!!


Tiffany says: OH my gooooodness!! I just watched the internet love video. I have to tell you I was practically on the floor.


Ed Croteau says: Hi Bob,
I discovered your songs online for the first time on 03/25/06 and must compliment you on the AWESOME talent! I have downloaded several of your songs from iTunes and really enjoy them. They are hysterical and unlike parodies by other artists, your voice is great! You have quite a career awaiting you. Several well known performers are from RI and you can be added to that list. It has been almost one year since I moved to Florida and regret never hearing your songs nor having the opportunity to see you perform when I lived in RI. (Every Other Time is so true about Dunkin\’ Donuts. I have e-mailed this song to several friends and relatives in RI to introduce you to them). If I visit RI and you are performing, I will make every effort to attend your show. Thanks for the entertainment and keep up the fine work.


Tara says: I totally LOVE She Frickin Blocked Me, it\’s amazing, truly amazing!!!  I listen to it like everyday


G@b£ says: U truly r the best singer on earth


max says: hi bob just got on this website love ur music its exellent any way i read some of the other mail you got ur really nice you dont let fame get to ur head any way how long have u known that u can sing


max says: hi bob just got on the website exellant music love it


Link;s Girlfriend says: Heh, me and my friends all love you. ALL HAIL BOB!!! ^_^


Nicolien says: Hi Bob!
Just found your site, seriously LOVE your flash movies, the Santa one ise just bloody awesome!


tommy says: come to cincinatti for a show!


kique says: hi bob, i love your songs theyre awesome


Corey Campbell says: You rox my sox!


Donna Babel says: I love your stuff


HanTheFreak says: howdy bob, ive managed to get loadsa people at Rawlett in Tamworth England to start listenin to your music. You can hear the humming of your voice through many a headphone in our I.T. classes and i would like to thank you for your awesome music! You should come and play Tamworth some time. we have a bandstand and assembly rooms. im afraid it pretty much sucks here though, but im gonna lie and say its worth you coming to england to play just for the wonderful sights and sounds in Tamworth! good luck with a record deal- hope you get it so the HMV shelves will be lined with something useful. love ya loads – hannah the fREAK xxxx


kevin says: Wow man today is the first time i\’ve heard any of ur stuff. A friend had me come to this site and check it out and i had to listen to a bunch of them cause u kick ass man.


EMMA says: how started you on this crazy music..its awesome man..??


Sam says: I love your internet love song!! She frickin blocked me!! Its soooo funny!!


Austin Lee says: Dude, the song “She Blocked me” rocks!!


zepie says: sum of your songs are F*CKIN awsome man!


Jaymee C says: dude u rock! i also write parodys but they compare nothing to yours!


Kaytee says: heyya bob…i love yur music its minnt


Rheann Easson says: Just heard of yr stuff today, and I have to say I absolutely loved it! So effing funny! Yr an absolute legend mate!


tim  says: i lyk your music it is so cool and cometo sanfransico californa plzzzzzz


Cameron Ford says: Bob! I love your music and so does my friend, Paul!


Maurice N. says: Hey!
Your Songs are really great. Dr. Phil and Mrs. Clause are my favorite songs!


Danielle says: Hi well im Coreys little sister and you guyz rock


Chelsea says: I love your music u play on  ur  radio staions, and ur web page too.


GI Guy says: You are amazing!


Erin says: I FRIGGIN LOVE YOU GUYS!! Come play in Houston Tx.!! p.s. Joey is all kinds of ungodly freakin hotness!!


Anonymous says: My friend and i r addicted 2 ur singing!
The best song you have evr sung is: She blocked me.
I noe u might think its my opinion, but it\’s not.  I think that this is a fact.
We\’ve been singing \’She blocked me\’ for the past 6 months now.  Wow! 6 months!
You might think 6 months is a small amount of time. It\’s b/c i\’ve only known ur website a few days ago.  I\’m ritin\’ from Australia.  R U American? Love ur voice…


Amber says: Hey, you’re music is absolutely hysterical. It makes me laugh every time I hear it.


hannah says: i just discovered u and Im already in love w ur stuff. u rock


fabian says: i think … im a big fan of u xD your songs r really great! Fife for One ownz !


Chloe says: SHE FRICKIN BLOCKED ME-COOL!

Ask Bob/Fan Mail Form Fixed

Tuesday, February 7th, 2006

Thanks for all of your e-mails reporting the Ask Bob/Fan Mail form being broken. We fixed the form, so now you can feel free to send in your questions/comments/fan mails to Bob! Sorry for the inconvenience.

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Fan Mails – 10/25/05

Monday, October 24th, 2005

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aubrey says: Are you siging in the song she blocked me if so your really good and wow you have lots of talet ok well bye


Melody says: Wow. I’ve never heard such great stuff. I especially like that, “Five for One” song. Are you working on any other parodies? If so, of what songs? I’d love to see some more of your work.


Sarah says: Hi  My name is Sarah.. ..I love your site/Music, and you are so HOT!!


josh says: i love the *she blocked me* song its better than the she hates me by puddle of mud


Ebony the Peacian says: Hey Bob! I love your songs. We need more hilarious bands like you guys. Your music makes me crack up every time I hear it. Thanks for starting this band and this website. I truly have faith you will be famous someday. No doubt about it. ;)


Brandi says: Hi Bob, I love your  music and you don’t look bad your self!  Could I have the last 4 digits of your number?


Yohan says: Hey Bob i live in the uk and i love ur music there so funny


Luke says: Hiya, a couple of things to say.  Number one, I only just heard about you today and already i’m loving your songs!!
Also, from reading all the previous “ask Bob a question” you get alot of people asking to come over to the U.K. (where i am now)… Do you think its possible to come over if i requested you everyday on the radio??


javi  says: ok i want u to be able to come to concert in my town tampa florida or the area so i just call in a radio station and they do the rest? ur music is the best i now like u more then weird al lol ppl who dont like parodys should ignor them and stop posting crap on ur site but its funny reading ur reply on them! lol and i personaly think ur hilarious just by reading ur ask bobs.KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK ON UR NEW ALBUM !!!


Jacob says: I know you probably get asked this alot Bob but how do you do it?!?!?!?!? All your music is awsome! Its really cool! But how do you do it?


Hey, I love your music, it’s great and gives me a few laughs from time
to time :) Just wondering, if (more like when) you get a record deal,
do you think your music will still be avalible to stream free on the
website?


nicole says: can u make a new song please can they are really good thank you?


Karlie says: Hey Bob! Will you ever come to st.catherines ont? I love your music and ur songs always make me laugh. So i was wondering if you could come to st.catherines for a small concert (st,catherines is in canada, if u dont know) okay.. take care :D


Nate the Gate says: First of all I would like to say that u rock and are hilarious! I listen to your music online a lot, but I’m tired of doing that, so I started looking for your CD. I cannot find your CD’s anywhere. My parents don’t let me order stuff online, so do you know where I could find your CDs?


Jeff says: Hey Bob, this is more of a comment rather than a question.  I just wanna say that i really enjoy your music (lol, as if you didn’t have enough people tellin you that…) but I guess I wanna throw myself in the pile.  I love comedy myself and its hard for me to say something without throwin a joke in, and I think the songs you have are the funniest I’ve ever heard.  So that’s that….*light hits* Well, I guess I could ask you something…do you plan on coming to Los Angeles anytime soon?


lunty says: i love ur music specy international love song s it is puddle of mudd    i fink p.o.m r gr8    do u like em 2??????


sim says: hello bob.. i loved your musik!! its so DAMN funny.. why cant i download it so i can here it all the time!! plzz send me mrs. claus and she blocked me!! i loved thos songs!!


Rose says: Hey! I love your music. I’m just wondering if you will have any records out some time soon. I’d buy one!


the girl u wanna throw off a mountain! says: How come your music is sooooo cool!!!? U r a sexy beast!i just wanna f**k u till u die!!! Will u let me? pleeeeease!!! I luv ur songs soooo much too! My friend luvs you too, do u want a threesome?


Caro says: HEY!!! i love your music and i was wandering how you got the idea for “she fricken blocked me”?


sumone says: hi bob love ya music its well i played ’she frekin blocked’ thousands of times


Jenah says: gawd, ur band’s awsome!!!!! i LOVE the songs i’ve heard so far! i was cracking up sooo much when i heard the ‘Mrs. Claus’ one, that my parents had to ask if had too much sugar er sumptin! my favorites are, ‘She Frik’in Blocked Me,’ ‘Mrs. Claus’ (obviously,) ‘ Whiny, Slimy, Creepy,’ and ’It Could Happen To U2′ they’re so unique! i mean, how’dja guys come out with these songs?! they’re FRIGG’N AWSOME, though! if ya guys come to houston…or, pearland; (a town close to houston),please drop a line! (or at least a shout-out…) lol


westside_bitch says: holy f*ck, u sang that? u hav a good voice:P, lmffo, are you single?:D :P lmffo


shantell says: hey sexy, ur music rox my sox:P!!
*will u marry me?*


mim says: U R FRICKIN GREAT!!!ALL MA M8Z LUV U AND WERE STARTING OUR OWN BAND YOUR WKD!!!!(NOT DA DRINK!) WICKED*


Elliot says: Me and my friend were wondering how do you make your own cartoon? On microsoft paint?And we think your music is Great! it’s really funny!


trevor says: how whould one get in touch with you because i want to thank you i use to hate music and mostly everything until i heard you i owe you a ton how do you think of songs like that?


Matt says: Well, I love the song she blocked me, and I was wondering, if it’s possible to get the properties of the song so I can put on my Myspace, if it’s possible of course


Aubree  says: Okay, this isn’t a question but…. You’re name…. It’s so simpistic and sexy!


lee says: hey, man ur great, btw thank albionblacksheep.com and samb because they led me 2 you, oh btw im an australian Come down under, neways hopefully ull get a massive break, and ull be bigger than weird al dun de dun!


Mark Donoghue says: Dear Bob
I really like your songs Mrs.Claus and Dr.Phil and was wondering if you could send me an autographed photo of yourself and do you think you could inscribe it to Mark.


akazbz says: OMFG! When r u planning to release a new song?? I can’t wait they r cool!


Justin Swinehart…a HUGE fan. says: where do u come up with the ideas for ure songs. they are the best. i found ure site while i was at stupidness.com listening to parodies and i saw mrs. claus. i listened to it and it was so funny i had to tell all my friends how to find it. i clicked on the link to go to ure site and was entered into a parody parodise! i love ure music man. its the greatest. get back to me on this. P.S. my favorite song of ures is mrs. clause even to this day. thanx 4 the laughs!!!!   :)


Blake says: do u actually write these emails to everyone?……..but anyway how do u make these heaps good songs? i havn’t heard one bad song!!!


Adam, Dylan Lowe and Kenneth Charters says: Will you please dedicate a song to us? We think your songs are genius and your ryhming is class!! Keep up the good work and could you please give us a shout-out on your website, please? You Rock!!!


Eric says: Hey Bob, is Carla single? and if so is she by chance attracted to short slightly off midwestern guys? If she is would u give her my email? And um…Oh yeah,you’re music rules too!


Donna says: Why aren’t your songs no longer shown at your site? I was deeply disappointed. I miss hearing them…. *wipes tear from cheek*  Pwease put them bak.Pwease.


ROBYN says: hi how old r u and i love ur songs


Tyler says: hey bob i wanted to ask you how you think of lyrics 4 your songs cause there really good my favorite is she blocked me im a big fan well hope you wright back smell ya later


Tyler says: LOL OMG haha im listing to ms clause wow this is some good crap-i mean stuff lol im only kidding


Tim says: i like your music but i think its cool talking 2 someone famous. (just wanted 2 say sumit :P


mike mcmenamin says: me and my girlfriend are your biggest fans we have reccomended you on every radio station we know


Tyler says: Hey bob its me Tyler i just wanted to say to things 1st i love your songs in fact im gonna buy the not a christmas album cd. The second thing is is i was wondering if u could put lyrics 4 all ur songs i mean hey you godda love that Dr.Phil song


Charlotte Ball says: When will you be doing a gig in England? I would really like to see you live so please say if you are doing one! Thanks!


Jessica Heimann says: Bob, I’ve talked to you on AIM before my fiacee’s mom has an autographed CD from you and WE LOVE YA!


Blake says: Hey bob!! your awsome, u hav a really creative mind, im trying to do the same thing aswell but of coarse im not as good as u of making up songs….would u make ur lyrics up then choose the song to fit it or would u choose a song then try to put different lyrics in??? cuz i find wat u do is really hard and u make it look so easy, im like ur biggest fan, u rock and dont stop using that creaticve mind


Mia says: Hey Bob! I’ve been listening to your music for forever and I love it. You even inspire me to make up my own parodies (Cellulite instead of 3 Door’s Down’s Kryptonite! If you want the lyrics let me know because I’ll never finish writing it or sing it) Anyway, I’m from Jordan and that sort of makes you an international internet star, if your fanbase extends all the way to the Middle East. So my question is… Will you brag to your friends that you have adoring fans in Jordan? Your rock, can’t wait till you get a record deal


hope says: hi Bob is it hard to play guitar?  Were you scared you’re 1st preformence? i love you’re song She Blocked Me!!!!!!!!!!!!


Phildalf says: I have been around in my time and heard a few great bands but this one is great so i thought since i have the chance i would ask you HOW IN THE NAME OF THE ALMIGHTY FOAMY CAN I GET MY BAND GOIN!!!!


Anthony says: recently I got the alert email from numberonemsuic.com to give a listen to your stuff and I must confess your music draws me in immediately with the mood. The lyrics are very engaging as well, delivered with skillful vocals. I also have a big appreciation for the dynamics going on here. Very admirable. Good production too. I’m lost in your music, I’m away to listen to it for the 4th time!  Thank you for the best songs i\’ve heard on number one music for ages.


Kallan says: I love your song “she blocked me” on albinoblacksheep.com.It’s so cool.I don’t think anybody could be that smart on the computer except well,me.But you must be good on the comp to think of all that


StonedLogic says: Hey Bob, Your music is awesome. But Im sure you get that alot.


Lilly says: Yo! You’re an awesome artist! I recently found your site and have showed all my friends. We all think you’re awesome, and *hopefully* I might be able to buy your CD for my birthday! Rock on dude!


Mattie Mills says: hey this isn’t really a Q. but i love your video She Blocked Me omfg its so true what happens. good luck on more videos!!!!


KC J says: Dear bob…are you single? how old are you? can i rape you? does your mother like when you sing? can i rape you? i wanna be your stalker is that okay? can I rape you? AWNSER ME CAN I RAPE YOU????????


Becka says: I just wonder why you don’t put “Five for one” on sum of the record sites that you are using.. i just love your songs, and can’t find your records in any cd store.. so I can only listen to you through internet.. and now I can’t listen to my fave song.. :/


jenny says: Hey I love your songs!!!!! their awesome!!!!and funny*.* Hey where could i buy your CD???? You have the best songs ever!!! i love them sooooo much0.0


Animator_Kid says: Hey, Mrs. Claus is great. I like making parodies too!


Reagan Hart says: Hey Bob big fan of she blocked me :-) thats sum good stuff mate.


AC says: i was just wondering how the heck you come up with these lyrics?  I think they are freaking hilarious.  Reminds me of some songs my friend burned on a CD for me.  They are like “barbara ann”  except its  like “bomb iraq”  its hilarious, rather mean spirited, but still funny.  Her bro is in the military,a nd her sis is dating a marine.  I think that the songs rock out.  I was just wondering how you get the inspiration for these songs?  honestly, they seem so out of the bleu, that i cant beleive anyoen can come up with it.  Kinda just wondering.  LOL


Gavin from UK says: Hi there bob!  Absolutely love your stuff.  Five for one is soo clever, and makes me laugh because ive done stuff like that before myself on Sound Recorder (obviously more lo-tech than you) Just thought id say im not the kind of person that buys CDs every week (or month!) but im going to order yours from the website.  Any plans to visit UK yet?


Lily says: Hi Bob! I love you! I especially love “She Freakin’ Blocked Me”. How did you come up with the song?


Levi Ippolito says: Sup Bob I recently became a fan a few months ago after I heared “She Freakin Bl


oced Me” now I love ur music especially “My Girlfriends Back”


Jennifer says: Hey!!! I love She blocked me!!! I see it has a lot of comments!!!If its not to much to ask, How much does an adagraphed cd cost from you? I would love to have one!!!


sara says: hello, bob, i barely discovered your site tonight and i think it rocks xD its really funny. keep up the great work so we can laugh every day ^^


Jared says: Hey Bob I love your songs do you think you can write one about me plzz?


Ashlee says: Hey bob just wonderin I live in NY if u have any tours goin through wanna come f*** me?


Benj says: hi. i love she blocked me. you are a genius! where are you from?


<Anonymous… or not.> Enate Kimachi says: Hello. I’m a fan of yours, and I was hoping you could tell me (And my brother, who is hiding somewhere in my room) how you come up with your crazy (good crazy. I love your songs) songs and lyrics…?


ryan says: bob your the best i love singing to ur songs and i’m a bakground singer in my friends band but how do u make so god music??!?!????!


James “<-JJ->” Maloney says: Been a big fan of your “she frickin blocked me” song for a while and then noticed your site so i thought id ask “what gave you teh inspirations and ideas for this song?”

Fan Mails – 8/17/05

Wednesday, August 17th, 2005

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lou lou says: hey Bob, mad, red headed uk girl here lol, just wanted to say how much I love your music! and how cute and talanted you are, and how sexy your voice is!!!!


Pamela (aka:Miss Dib Dabs) says: You so have to get yer arse to the UK mister. Or I may have to kidnap you. Keep up the good work. Hugs, P.


does it matter? says: I just heard your ’she freakin blocked me’ song and it’s awesome! I am definitely going to buy your cd once I get money, which should be in about 10 years. (those parents…only feeding, clothing, and  housing) oh well. Hi ho PHD!!!
By the way, I think I love you. Darn your sensual picture. It’s  hypnotizing me. lol.


Snazz says: You’re nice. If you ever visit New Mexico, will you like um… say hello if I wave?
And then take off all your clothes?! Cuz that would be freakin awesome!!!!!


Autumn says: Hey, man.  Haven’t seen very much of your stuff yet, but what I have heard cracks me up.  =3  Good job, and keep it up; our world needs a little more humor.


katie says: hi bob love ya music n ur welll fit n gorgeus can i av ya number plzzz???


Wes says: You’re friggin hilarious I wanna put some of ure songs on my site. I’ll even buy the CD. Please crack on starwars….PLEASE


Jessss or Kevin (depending who you ask..) says: Yay, Erikka told me bout your stuff, usually she has an odd sense of humour so i wasn’t really sure what to expect..but you know what, you are pretty sock rocking:D


aron  says: you rok hard man


~~*~~Danielle ~~*~~ says: Hey bob.hows it goin?¿?¿ i really like ur songs and let me tell u that me and some friends found this website and we told every one in our school so now they come to it to.


jr says: how did you think of this?you are so funny


Laayla says: Lol that was the funniest thing I’ve seen so far. I know ya how feel! ..well not really but I mean I blocked many boys before like that! I didn’t know they actually CARE about that stuff!! lol..so HOW DO YOU DO IT..how are ya sooo funny?! I <3 you. Let’s get married. K thnx.


Sarah says: You sing wicked good, and that Blocked Me song is AWESOME!!!


Dia-Girl says: Dude! I love your “Blocked Me” video! I have a friend who blocks me everytime I day the wrong thing! I sent him showed him your video and he blocked me again! LMAO!
Big Smiles!


Kelly says: my friend gives me the url of a clip she blocked me or something n i love the song!! ;)


Liam says: I have two things I’d like to say:
1.You did a great job dealing with that idiot who believes every mislabeled Kazaa file
2. You need to put ‘5 for one’ back on your site. That’s a rad song, and I don’t have the money to buy your CD right now.


keo210 says: wher did you get such a funny sence of humor


keo210 says: you are the funniest musciton ever! wher did you lear how play guitar and get inspiration for those songs


kenny says: Kenny:Can u hav a concert in San Jose California? your song is great! make some more to hav more fans!


Hey- just wanted to say thanks for answering me at your website! im amanda by the way, the one that said it should be against the law to be that hot. i know you probably get thousands of email from people like me.  if i ever have a bad day at work, i come home and listen to your music and cant help but smile. so say thank you for me to everyone that makes your music possible. you guys are awesome keep up the great work, i love you! love always, amanda but you can call me ofeelia hieny


Dev says: I first heard “She Blocked Me” and thought it was ok. But when i went to bed i coudn’t  get out of my head. I heard it again and loved it! i memorized it and heard all of them. i LUV UR SONGS espically dr.phil and all i ever liked is rap!


kenny says: hey bob, your song rocks! I always hear it every day. i told my friends and they liked it.your the best bob! rock on!!!


AlLiEcAt says: Heyy bob! whatsup, u r the best ever!


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Kaine says: Hi I love your music i show all my friends it would be the best if you could come to Casper Wyoming and sing


Ashley and Margaret says: Bob and the band, your music ROCKS!!! My friend just recently introduced your music to me one day at a public library. I laughed at all your songs (Mrs. Claus being our favorites)LOL!!! Well I wish you guys the best of luck and look forward to hearing your music on the radio.BYE!!! PS>>> YOU GUYS STILL ROCK ( or as we say in “CHURCH”) YOU FREAKIN ROCK MY SOCKS!!!!


clay says: i love ur frikkin blocked  me song im going through the same thing i didnt do nothin at all


chris says: what state are you in cause i was wondering if you could play at slippry rock fire hall?  Iknow so many people that love your music. please concider it:-):-):-)!!


Hello Bob!
I’m a 14 years old girl from Norway, and I’m a big fan of you!”She freak’in blocked me” is my favourite of yours songs.


matt says: i know people ask you all the time butdo you think you do concert in north carolina ??? cuz ur freakin awsome holla back pleaze


Andrew M *The “M” stands for “Awesome”* says: I just started listening to your stuff.. well.. Today. And it’s pretty great, better than Weird Al’s early parodies.


Raven says: Hey would you ever consider playing in Holland?


charlotte palmer says: i love your music is sooo cool plz can i hav your autograph? plz send it 2 my e-mail address if possible thanks a load charlotte x


YUNE says: when will your CD come to ASIA? , hardly get it !!!!!!!SOS from Viet NAm


roxy says: hey how do you make up those funny songs like mrs. claus they are hilarious?


Kitten445 says: Ur sooooo kool ive listened to ur song 59 times my bff counted lol =^) ive acually memorized it its awsome!!! If enyone dissagrees there ether gay or stupid


fiona says: i love your video “she blocked me!” how did you come up with it?


lexi says: love ur song


Charlotte says: Hey Bob, ive bin tryin 2 make up sum parodies but i neva do well, can u help me plz! Thanx cuz im only 13 n i luv ur music!


mike says: hey man what made you start your band of awsome comedy,and when did you start. and you guys are really good bro


pinkpunk77 says: Hey Bob! I absolutely love your music, some of your songs are kinda weird but that is what makes them good!!


brandon says: hi you are so cool  for she blocked me


chaz says: Y dnt u ave gigs in da uk? cos we luv u over ere as well.


matt says: ur music is awesum, how do yall come up with this stuff


Man_Eating_Llama mongoose. says: hey i just found out bout ur site from albinoblack sheep blah blah blah.  but anyway. do u have a cd?  ur songs are the best eva. my fav is still the she blocked me one tho.  so ya i guess thats it.  i think that u should come to Stanely Lake High in Colorado, this school year and do a performance!! lol!!!


Jeremy says: i love ur music and i have a question for u. are u ever coming to the binghamton NY area?


DJ–Dman says: Hey If I gave you alot of money can u come to my house and play for my friends and Me


Kelsey says: You know, its funny, some people don’t get the internet love song.  I really appriciate the humor in that one.. these are great.  All the songs i grew up listening to made fun of… superb.. lol I’m only 16 so i know all the original songs.  Great job.


Stephen says: hey bob do u think u can e-mail me some tabs, cuz im a huge fan!


Brandon says: u r cool man lol. Ilove ode to playboy and every other time and five ofe one. man i will bay u cd man


David says: This isn’t really a question but I thought you should know…  My friends were starting a band and kept doing covers, which was okay, but they wouldn’t have gotten far doing that.  I don’t play an instrument but when I started listening to your music, I decided to write lyrics.  I now write all of their songs.


Nick says: Not much of a question, but I would just like to tell you that your music is pretty good, and I listen to it over an hour a week, keep up the good work!


ja says: you have some cool songs when u going to get some more songs on your site?


Evan wachowski says: you and weird al are my favorite singers you rule!!!! Could you do a concert in buffalo New York none of my friends have heard of you! (weird huh?)every other time is brilliant! So is Dr phil and pretty much every other song of yours!!! U R AWESOME!!
Im on ure website every day listenig to the limited songs until I buy 1 of your CD’s. probably NOT a Chtistmas album it rocks!!! U RULE BOB!!!


stevetodao says: wow, just found that you exist (i’m from germany..by the way)…man, your songs are so cool, luckily i’ve got this stream recorder so i recorded all your songs (“all”…i mean those which are available on your site) right to my harddisc.
er, yeah…keep on rockin, dude:D


Ilona says: your very great!!! plz wrote more like these songs!!


jr says: how do u think of all this? you r one of the funniest people on albino.your the man


Dale says: Hai,
Your music is awesome, keep up the fantastic work.
Dale



Caryn aka yuna13 says: Hey Bob, I just want to say I love your music.


ellie says: you frikin rock man i am only 12 so dont frikin block


Gage connor clarke says: bob im in a band myself yer but i want to know how you got so good so fast?


The Swedish Karin says: Hey Bob, my dude. I really love your music and I will exhort you to Not stop making your it. If you do, and when you do, I will run to my bed and cry like a little child.


anthony d says: hey dude wats up? i like your misic..its great .. wen i go on IM i put a link to ur website..ur pretty good. hope you come to newhampshire.. ill go


Stelliee says: I love your music.. I was wondering..how do you come up with these songs?.. Their awesome I actually got my friends to listen to you guys and well they’re loving it.


Daniel says: Hi Bob! I like your music! Do ya want to make a germany-tour? I want to see ya live, the price wouldn’t be important for me!!! Many Greets from Germany (Trier)


Jiim! says: YOU F**KIN AWSOME BOB!!!!!>.<


maggie says: hey bob, do you do concerts and stuff? cuz i would REALLY like for you to do a concert near or in pennsylvania, cuz me and my friends LOVE your songs and everything!!


Christian P. says: Would it be possible to play in Raleigh, NC after the second week in August?


sasha says: are you single? ;-) becasue i am and im single lol


Jojo2145 says: hi bob i have heard 2 songs from you from the sites ” www.sinn-los.de “. i must say the textes are very good and i think, was you ever in germany and have sing there? i think you will be become big with this songs. please make more music ;) you are very good.


Zanerang says: Konechiwa u r kool I wish i had ur CD ur awsome


kevin says: dude ….wow do u have any more songs? yet…YOU GUYS ROCK


Kiaza666 says: Brill music, good luck in any more concerts !!


to cute to be true  says: hi i am from new zealand maybe ya havent heard of that country well anyway you should see if you could come over to there to see the best country in the world (sorry)if you can go to a place in the north called rawene thats were we will meet  catch ya later babe


samantha says: when will you be playing in spfld.mass i love ur music even when im high


Emilio says: hey i saw your ’she blocked me’ music vis its real lol i luv it!


Darin says: If you were ever to come over to Tri-Cities, Washington, im sure that 321 in downtown kennewick would be more than pleased to have you over at their place to play, you should schedule it into your next tour, im sure that my community would love to have your stuff played over here.


john robinson says: this isn’t really a question but a clompliment ur songs r funny as hell


Stacee says: OMG I luv ‘Internet Love Song’ aka ‘She blocked me.’ I became addicted to the video on http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/blockedme.php .I always have it scrolled down and listen to it! Its so funni! I also love ‘Mrs Claus.’ I love ure songs and lyrics. ‘Wonderbra’ made me laugh so had! About ure mum and gravy lol. Ure gr8!


Jayrad says: Hey that ode to porno song fits me perfectly everything happend to me like the same i love your songs


Karin IM Lundwall says: First of al will I tell you that I’m from Sweden and I have a totaly crush in you and your music. Just like WOW. Well, my question when. I wonder if you’re the one who whrites the lyrics, like the one “She Blocked Me”. Becasue I really like the stories the lyrics tells. Please, answer och whrite Something anyway so I know you’ve seen me. Have a good Day, Bob!


Angel says: Hey Bob!I´m from Germany,your musik is really funny!!:-))
Greetings from Hamburg


Theaya (Aka Heather) says: I love your work.. Keep up the work.. I would ask you to marry me but it looks like you already have many females and what not asking you already so yeah.. Sorry. Anywhozels.. I’m forcing my friends to listen to your music and they love it. The guys’ fave song is Mrs. Claus.


dominic says: u shuld put songs 2 listen 2 on the home page. I just heard she friken blocked me on ebaumsworld and it friken rocked u have a gret voice so make more flash videos please.lalalala


Louise says: Hey Bob x,
Love your work. When are you gunna come to england n rock our worlds ova here????


John  says: ?I really like she freaking blocked me


me says: i like she blocked me it’s a gr8 song i hope ull  b famous sum day


Abby says: Hi. My friend and I discovered some of your songs on Amish Donkey.com today, and we were really impressed. We’ve made up a couple of funny songs to her guitar, and your music is really similar (but ours isn’t nearly as good=). You are really inspiring, and we have really enjoyed your music.


Bob Oboe says: Where can I listen to the song Pet Rock? I love that song!!


Chris says: Hey Bob. Love the tunes, planning on coming to the Philly area anytime soon?


kathryn  says: when will u come to rochester new york???


allie says: hey bob! i havn’t heard any of ur albums yet the only thing i heard was on a website www.lbinoblacksheep.com and it was “she blocked me” and i thought that was halarious then i viewed ur homepage and now im here but i want to here you other music


allie says: i heard your song thing on a web site “she blocked me” and i saw how everyone was talking about how cool your music is and now it is making me want to here it so can you please tell me where i can here your music? i hope so! bye!


alfie johansson says: Hi bob,im from sweden,and i have listen to ur songs,and i love them,its really make me smile.but where can i buy your cd?


Woille says: Do you mind if i call the radio or something, i mean. You own man ^_^ (pwnage). I just wonder :


Johnathon says: what do u like most about being THE BEST SINGER EVER!!!!!!!!????


chito says: are your songs in stores


Damien Hewitt says: Hi Bob. I think that your music’s great, and that you, in many ways, rival the Legendary Wierd Al Yankovic! I hope you can find the time to come and visit us in Canada. Ilove the ideas for your songs. Some are a bit creepy (Mrs. Claus) but others aren’t creepy at all. When i listened to Whiny Slimy Creepy, its like me singing about my neighbour. Keep the great music coming!


Pat  says: will u ever play in MN andif u do where and when and how can i get tickets


Vincent Valentine says: Hey man… your “every other time” song totally rocks. I have it on loop for like 4 hours straight now and still not bored of it lol.


~*KJ*~ says: Yo, i just wanted to let ya know that you have fans that are younger too! You do know that right? lol. Cuz i’m 12 and i love your songs! keep up the comedy man!


Jonah says: I love your songs man! How do ya come up with such hilarious lyrics?


Donivan says: HOW IN THE HELL DO YOU MAKE UP SUCH AWESOME SONGS?!? BTW YOU ARE AWESOME YOURSELF!


Josh says: Hey i think u r so ace


brandon says: are u doing anything outside the us for ur tour or is it anywhere in the world???


Becka says: Just want to ask, when do your songs come as mobile signals? Btw, you have a really nice voice, love it!


Janna Kay  says: HOW DO I GET ALL YR SONGS? I LOVE THEM ALL AND I GOT A FRIEND THAT WORKS IN A R.S. AND IAM GOING TO ASK FOR YR SONGS TO BE PLAYED ALL THE TIME!!<:o)1 OF YR MANY BIGGGGESTTTTTTTTT FAN!!


Michael says: ya i love your stuff


Devil’s Advocate #666 says: Yo Bob! Your songs rock!  Had to say that straight of man.  I love the idea of writing parodies, so did some of my own!  Can I send you a sample?  It’d be great to have the opinion of someone so talented!


Aubigne says: Bob, not really a question, just a kudos to you. Your work is absolutely brilliant. My co-worker (we’re RadioShackers) put ‘Mrs. Claus’ on the public computer; even the customers got a kick! Here’s hoping you DO get that record deal


Greg says: YOU ARE AWSOME HOW DO U COME UP WITH THIS????


Noah says: Hey Bob I was just wondering if you could perform at my grade 7 dance this year if you can just email me back and I’ll give you the date.
P.s You rock


josh da mosh says: i live in england erm are you ever gonna come here cos i have a lot of friends ive recomended the site to ‘n’ we thing your musics cool!


Yousif says: Yo o love all of your songs.. Especially my girl friend’s back !!


Chris says: This isn’t a question, I just wanted to say YOU ROCK! I’m thinking of naming my sons name Bob (when or if I have him), and maybe he will have as much talent as you, when he is older. You rock man, keep up the good work. I also want to be on your side and say “piss off” to all those hate-mailers. sorry for the long comment. Well c’ya later Bob


Justin says: hey bob i am a huge (male) fan of yours and i just love your songs! its amazing what you can do and quite a creative mind..so i have some questions if you dont mind me asking. how did you get interested in doing parody songs? and WHY parody songs and not other types of genre? also ive been wondering how did you get 5 of you into the song “five for one?” in other words what did you do to do all that? also how long does it take you to think up just one song? thanks for all your answers and remember im a huge fan no matter what :)


hypersalxxx says: hi,im from the uk and i want to kno how to get hold of ur cd? luv sal


Jaynie says: hey bob! i love you!


Alex says: Dude I saw she fricken blocked me and it is so cool!!!!!


fredrik says: hi, i think your musik is soooo good


goldman says: how do you think of these songs, its so cool how you can make up a song like that. i love your music. its wicked


Lorenzo says: bob,she frickin blocked me is now a greatest hit at my entire school.i mean i hear kids in the hall goin’ “well she pulled one over on me…” so anyways U RULE!


lindz says: hey Bob, i just recentl;y heard about you and your band after watching the video “she blocked me” (which was awesome by the way) and I was wondering, do you think you ever going to come to Canada to do a concert or something because we really love your music


Abby says: OMG i love “She Blocked Me”


Hi there,          My name is Kyle and I totally love your songs!!!!! i think they are SO funny!!!!!! but the only downside is my computer sucks and i can’t download them….but the one i DID see is the She Fricken’ Blocked Me video and it was HILARIOUS!!!! and i was wondering if there was a cd of your songs or something like that because i would totally listen to your songs like every day for the rest of my life because they make me laugh so much lol. i don’t know how u come up with the lyrics but keep it up! congrats! u totally rock!!!!!     -Kyle p.s. i’m going to totally recommend you guys to my friends because we all basically like the same music and stuff that makes us laugh so keep up the good work!!!


Lindsey says: how do u come up with theses songs?? they are soo funny !!!


James says: Hey man you rock!  And I think that all the Bob haters out there should just be happy and listen to your music and stop saying that you stole stuff…thats not nice, anyway you need to come to Louisiana!  We love you here!

Fan Mails – 6/17/05

Friday, June 17th, 2005

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jessica says: how old are you because i love your song and i’m in love with you


chrissi says: Hey bob Can you come to german to a concert? your music is great. Sorry for my bad english


Miranda says: I was wondering how you think of this stuff? The lyrics are so funny they make me laugh really hard. Do you have any other songs on the way? If you do I really want to know so that I can listen to them and show my friends.


joe? says: Could you do a concert on aquidnick island close by i live there yah good stuff middletown preferbaly you want to play at a dance Gaudet middle school i would actually go to it.


Maurizio says: Soooo nice stufff! You guy rock! Go on!


Amanda  says: Your Song is Awesome!


Me says: lol this rocks especially, she fricking blocked me, so funny, “omg,wtf” lol or was it the other way around


Nate says: You are pretty awesome! I love the song, “Internet Love Song (She Blocked Me)”
I sent an email with your website to the Mix 98.5, probably the biggest radio station in Boston, and the show they have in the morning plays just your kinda stuff. I hope you become as famous as Weird Al some day!


Dicky D says: hey bob when r ya tunes gonna hit australia as i havent heard it here only online, is there anyway of u sendin me out a copy of ya cd so i can show a few friends reply back dude keep writing them funny lyrics l8r man


Adam says: Just like too say u  guys rock Britain, this world, and basically this universe. U should get an agent quick and take the music world by storm! Oh yeah mere words do not do justice to the Mrs Claus song or video. Its just too good!


reece says: Double diet – nice one buddy. I’ve always worshipped steak myself.


Tom says: Hay…I Just Heard Your Music, And I Just Belive Its Gr8!, The Best Song Is You vs Everyone Else…I Love It :D …Just Wana Say.lol


Ema (liverpool uk) says: Hey Bob.. :0)
I gotta say, hun your band and your lyrics are the best! I’m hooked! I found this site via a link on a flash animation using ’she blocked me’ and now i’m listening to all the songs over and over! I’m gonna be on this site all the time now, tiz ace.. mucho love Ema x


sarah says: hi bob how do u cum up wiv dese cool lyrics? p.s im ur BIGGEST FAN


SS3 says: YOU R TEH ROCK0RZ! THE MOVIE AND SONG ROCKS!


Sammy says: We would all like constipated to play on aiir as well as the tracks u already gave us!!! could u please send it to me!! and i’ll give it to the other dj’s!!! Thanx BOB U R COOL!!!!!!!!!!!


Tyler says: Hey man you freakin ROCK!!!! Your a really good singer keep rocking out, ( P.S. Come to Manchester P.A. to play PLZ!!! everyone will love YOU!! )


Andy says: hi, found ur music recently and I love it, but I live in England so I cant get hold of your album! Is there anyway to get a copy over here? PLLLEEAAASEEEE! :D


SeraphLucifer says: Greetings from Germany!!
Well… some of your songs realy do ROCK AZZ!
Hope ya guys get lot more popular and give some concerts over here!


Gizmo_clan says: :D Deam i love your music … She freakin blokt me ;P i need to make another flash of you..


Charly says: Hey Bob. Just here 2 say dat i luv your music and fink da parodies r beta than the originals!


mazza says: bob, i love ur music , dont stop!


Elias says: Hey :)
i´m from Sweden.
Me and some of my friends Loves your music :D
some day… when i have time to.. i´ll call the  nearest radio station ;) :D


Justin says: i love your songs they are the best espeshily she blocked me


Debbie says: a friend linked me to ur page 2 hear d song she blocked me and its soooo coool. Good luck and all the best from Malta


Dory AKA Charlotte Parker says: Dude I’m just here 2 say your Not A Christmas Album is trés cool! I haven’t got round to listening to the others yet as I’m listening 2 It Could Happen To U2 on repeat while I’m tiding my room! You’ve got some serious tunes! Why don’t you submit them 2 Kerrang? They play unsigned tracks. Though I wouldn’t be surprised if you were signed! You’ve got tons of talent!
Btw, Dr Phill totaly rocks! I watch it every morning (sad I know!) and the song is pure class! Well Done Dude!
From Dory


cesar says: hey Bob! do you think you are going to have a concert in FLORIDA??? near Miami??


Ryan says: Hey Bob-
I love your music… Like you’ve never heard that before.


a.j 4 r.e says: i love your sonfs they r sooooooooo cool. keep up the good work!!!


sarah says: ddear bob,
my name is sarah and like las t tuesday i just listened 2 mrs. clause and though it was hillarios i swear i almost peed my pants, i know 2 much info, any ways van u tell me where i can buy ur cd, if there is one, i want 2 let all my friends listen 2 this histeriocly laughing, peeing ur pants cd


Daniel says: I don’t think they have your CD’s at Hastings but I really like your songs (especially Five for One, that one’s so awesome), do you know where I can buy it?


Honey says: Hey, when is your next concert, I’m going to go to it no matter what state it’s in! I love u so much!!!!  Love,
Honey


Bob Ricci Fan says: BOB UR MUSIC IS HILARIOUS!! I WAS WONDERING IF U COULD MAKE A PARODY OF A GREEN DAY SONG! IT WOULD BE HILARIOUS!


Jason says: Hey Bob,
I’m just graduating high school, heading off to an engineering college.  One of my friends jsut got me to listen to you for the first time, and I think you’re good.  I’ve been listening to Weird Al and Dr. Demento sice I was 7, so I think I know what I’m talking about.


jay knight says: bob you rock!


Erikka Seittenranta [Now you can stalk me] says: Yep. you’re definetely one of the things that rock my socks! ‘Whiny Slimy Creepy’ reminds me of a chick me and my mates know…


Robin says: Well, you’ve got fans in Norway too!
I like your music simply bcause its simple, clean, no bull.. You sing about things that people do in todays society..
I was just thinking, have you guys thought of going abroad sometime in the future?


maggie hedrick says: how long did that take you that was freaking awsome


Blake says: dang man, ur craps so funny/awesome, i found out about u on albinoblacksheep.  I love u in the most non-gay/sexual way!!


BBJ says: Sup Bob! I love your music. The lyrics are genius!


Ash says: can ppl buy ur songs from shops and that because i would like a Cd of most of ur songs?


Timothy Waggener says: Just saw “She freakin’ blocked me”, and I gotta say… That was Awsome! :-D
The style was awsome, and I also relaly liked the song.
5 Stars. :-)


Anthony says: What is the real name of the “she blcked me” song? P.S You ROCK!!! I think u shud do a concert or make an album someday.
thx 4 all the great (and hilarious) songs!


Amanda Huginkiss says: why are you so hot? it should be against the law to be that hot! we love you!


insane bill says: yo man u rock i just found out about u today but im addicted allready!


Lucas says: Hey Bob! Your music is awesome! Greetings from the UK, Lucas!


Ashley says: what made u decide to make these songs? they r so hilariouse i could listen to ‘em and crack up for hours.


Gordie says: Funniest songs ever, making fun of the songs we never like in the 1st place! thankz for making my week!


Kevin says: You guys are hilarious, got linked to your site from AlbinoBlackSheep…  when will you be playing in SoCal?


Kylie says: hi i sorta just found out about u by my bro but i love ur songs there so funny i especially like ’she frickin blocked me’


Dusky says: Funny how parody music can often be better than the songs they imitate. You’ve at least one fan in New Zealand (whose favourite Bob Ricci song is ‘Everybody vs Me’, and at least one in Germany whose favourite is ‘Depressing Rock Song’) – are we correct in assuming those to be originals? (You’ve probably already been asked that too! They’re fantastic)


Christian says: I love your songs ! I have all your CD’s !Do you make a new CD ?


Justine says: So, what do you think about coming to McCook, Nebraska and performing?


Benjamin says: Hey Bob.  Just writing to say that I love your stuff.  I love it so much that I refrenced the song SDKFTWMY in one of the stories that I’ve written for my Creative Writing class. :) I’d be honored if this was the first refrence to any of your work, but who knows?  If you want to read the story, it’s available at http://iamthecheese.com/cwriting.php?id=5


Millie says: i only just heard of u and i love u i was wondering if u can the CD in any music shops?


Amelia Ball says: CAN YOU COME TO AUSTRALIA OR PROMOTE UR SELF IN AUSSIE COS I THINK MY FRIENDS WILL LOVE U THEY JUST HAVENT HEARD OF U?


missy says: its not a question just a compliment.. I happen to find your parodies on a particularly bad night I was having and desperately was looking for a smile and when I found your site and listened to your songs and watched the vids.. I got more than a smile.. I was laughing so hard! I just wanted to thank you for making the parodies and music you do and keep up the great work! You can add one more fan to your list!


Chris says: You are the funniest person i’ve ever heard. I’ve told all my friends about you and now almost everyone in my school knows about you.


chris says: You are SOOOOO awesome Bob. How do you think of you’re songs. they are so creative and original.


branden says: your song are duh bomb@!!


Katie says: Can i have a signed photo of you and your band you are so hot!!!!!!


Johnny Goodwall says: I saw she frikin blocked me and i thought it was hilarious.


Lili says: Dude, “She Blocked Me”  is sooooo awesome!!  I laughed my butt off cuz it totally applies to situations I’ve been in myself… hahaha… way awesome :)


mike says: dude, the more i listen to ur music, the more i get ready to to bust my gut, you guys should be on fuse and stuff, you guys would hit number 1, i live in brooklyn and it sucks here, ur music makes my life entertaining, when i buy ur cd, i am going to listen non stop


Rebecca Scannali says: The songs are SOOO good!!!!!!!!! its well funny, my friend is on the phone and she’s laughin her head off! c ya
from a new fan Bex


Alasdair says: hey bob your songs are awesome plus is your keyboardist taken?? :D she is gorgeous


Max says: I love your music, but I think I am the only one in Estonia, who knows that you make cool music!


robert says: how can u be so kool but not explode from koolness


Jeremy Knopf says: Where are you based out of, I have never heard of you intill she blocked me. Dude you are seriously great Weird Al watch out BOB RICCI is in the building YOUR GREAT im deff. spreadin your name in md


Jenny says: How can I get you album in Canada or do I have to order over the internet?
Thankies and I like your guys music. Rock On!


*Morgan* says: i think u are AWSOME!!


Rebecca says: Hey i am new to your music, i only found out about  it from www.bored.com ! can i have your autograph??? PLEASE?!?!?!?!!?


Alex says: Hey,
I never heard from the band. Possibly because I’m a German girl :)
But the site is good and the pictures great
Good luck for the future. And eventually I’ll hear about the band in the future – in Germany ;)
Good Wishes
Alexandra


says: Will you ever post “She Blocked Me” as a downloadable MP3? It’d be a great addition to my library!


Randy T. says: hey ricci im a big fan of yours


Sho says: I was wondering if you guys were gonna play in the L.A. area. If you do, i know lots o people who’d come out to see you. Thanx!


Austin says: i love all of ypur songs on “not another christmas album” i even memorized ‘internet love song (she blocked me)’!!


Tyler says: bob, how did your band become how they are? And wat inspired you to make songs funny? cause they are lol.


Zack says: Hey, Bob, I just wanted to say you are so cool and you sing some of the best songs I have ever heard. You’re awsome!


Dan Marshalll says: hey dude I just wanted to say you rock man I love the Dr. Phil song, and internet love song (she blocked me), you show awesome artistic ability in your lyrics and a lot fo creativity in them too, well comment back if you want to but hey it’s cool if you don’t….Keep the songs comming!!! *Dan*


Kristy says: Hey man I love the songs you have I especially love the constipated song, I laughed my ass off when I heard it, man keep writing more songs I would love to hear more


hannes says: hey bob gr33tz from germany – ure songs r great! i love mrs claus! that rocks. keep on rocking


Seymour Butts says: dont let the name fool ya, im a chick, just thought it was funny. anyway, how you doin? just thought i’d ask! buh bye luv ya music 2


hello.   my name is harrison horst and i am 12 years old.  i would just like to say that
YOU GUYS ARE FRIGGIN’ AWESOME!   just needed to say that.


harrison says: how is it that you guys ar so friggin’ awesome!


Wrangwar says: Bob I think that you are awesome and wish you the best of luck on all of your tours. Come to Pennsylvania that would rock. I will get a bunch of girls ready to have freaky hot sex with you.


Robert Donahue  says: hey, your music is awesome and I was wondering if you could post some tips for bigining bands on your website?


TheMansince1982! says: ok so, first of all, i first heard your song “She freakin blocked Me” on Ebaums and i couldnt resist visiting your website, i love your music. “My girlfreinds back” Ode to Playboy” Mrs. Claus” “Dr. Phil” and of course, the song that started my undying love for your music “She freakin Hates Me” are among my favorites. Ok, on to the question, how on earth do come up with this stuff? it’s freaking geniouone of
your many fans, Hugh Snow


Alice Wilson says: All your stuff is SOOOOO fucking hilarious!!! All my mates here in the UK have been listening to it and watching the video…cheers..xxx


varun jain says: hey bob!!! your songs are great. i just wanted to know that is there any way to download all your songs in my computer, if there is please mail me that way or put it on your website please. byeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!


MCBB says: Yo Bob!!! i absolutely love ur song’evrey other time’!
it is soo brilliant and i nearly no all the lyrics to it! oh and plz can you come to England, Surrey and plz for us i would soooo love it!!!!!actually, u should play at the guildfest(in guildford), i would buy tickets in a heartbeat!


Karae says: OMFG way to funny for words!!! Hahah..I love the song ode to playboy!! I could not stop laughing..my mom thought it was hilirous too!! I f*cking love ur band! And I love your voice!! You guys are great!


zane says: Hey, I also have a band and I like your music alot. Could you give us a few tips? If so, anything would help. Thank you!


kayla says: hey bob, i love ur music. u should try doing a parody on one of greenday’s new songs, or just any punk bad. i think that would be awesome. did i mention i love your music?


kayl-bayl says: would u ever do a parody on a punk song? i think u should. u rock! c ya!


cody  says: omg ur soo funny ill be ur best friend if u can give me the lyrics to “she blocked me” that song is soo funny


Fibblynibblyhahyoucantspellmynameitstoolong! says: Where can i find the written lyrics for your songs? THEY ROCK!!!


Bret Ferg says: Are you going to have any concerts near Philly. Some of my relatives in Doyelestown told me about your music and I realy want to meet you in person


thurston says: How do you make your music so amazing?


Ryan says: Wow bob. you’ve got tons of skills. I actually first heard of you on a website called Albino Black Sheep


samantha tilbury says: i thought u song was great


greg says: your songs are the greatest


brad says: hey man i luv the song she freakin blocked me !!!!


Allie says: hey bob! ur music is the best! how do u think of all ur ideas for ur AWESOME songs?


L says: Can you come over here to Canada sometime? I love your stuff! :D
I’m in Regina, Saskatchewan, BTW. So make a note to come here first


Ricky says: Your She freakin blocked i think is so cool i think you should make a second she freakin blocked me!


Holger says: hey bob. ur she fricking blocked me story i amazing i listen it every day 5 times. Is that song true?


Sasa185 says: I love She Fricken Blocked Me I showed my friend and she sent it to her BF and he loved it as well anyway I’ve lisened to ur songs and there off the wall!! I love ur work allot.


marty says: hey. my friend is like obsessed with “she blocked me” what should i do?


Leah says: theres one thing i want to know, what is the lyrics to “she blocked me” i really wanna know and i love that song!


Jeff (skeet) says: Well i found your flash on http://squizzle.com and im sorry but i did not really know who your are or what you do and my guess is your a singer for your band. is that true? and i love your flash and wanted to kno if you sange that song? cause if you did are other songs that u sing like that? cause maby i will get a cd cause i think i litened to it for 3 days or so. (lol)


Dena says: I just have to say, your websites are awesome! Also, your really hot!


james glenn (BRIT) says: MAN you rock how do ya do it?


james glenn says: hey wots ya email man you rok when r ya gonna get a record deal in england?


Emily says: HEY BOB I LOVE YOU PLEASEEEEEEEEEEE  COME TO OTTAWA!!!!!!!!!!


Yo Dude, Will be buying the CDs next month as I think I have used your website bandwidth far too much recently… :) Five for One is totally ace… Well done… and Depressing Rock Song is the most inspired track I have ever heard… very very clever, please please please… we all want more… :) Not expecting a reply to this email… but if there is one… that would be cool :) Take care and good luck for the future (to you and all the band) Neil :)

Fan Mails – 5/16/05

Monday, May 16th, 2005

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matt says: Hey bob ur songs are awesome.


christopher hale says: You stuff ifs friken funny i came affter seeing your vid on albino blacksheep and  wondered if ytou ever read or watched the hitchikers guide to the galixy? your humor reminds me of that book. well just like to say i love your stuff also wondersd if you had a xbox live account??? any way You have tons of talent dude


Caryn aka yuna13 says: hi bob! um…gosh i forgot the question…oh yea! have u every thought about sending your songs to a record label type thing? by the way my friends say u rock! and so do i!


Justin says: hey man ur music rocks and i was just wondering if i can buy ur cd’s in stores? and how much they cost?


Dear Bob, First I just want to say that your band rocks!!!  I absolutly love your lyrics, and music.  I just want to know, what is your inspiration?  Also, how often do you write songs?  I also love ‘5 for 1′, that song is amazing!   How did you think of that?  Anyway, I can’t think of anything else to write.  So, thanks for reading this. Keep on rocking Brenda


Hannahjay says: howdy bob! so phreakin to ur music! i sumhow managed to get the whole of Rawlett high school in Tamworth (UK) in on bob ricci hype! will sum1 please tell KERRANG RADIO to get some of ur music? i keep requesting but they no keep playing :( keep rockin dude, we need music like urs to stop the freakin chavs taking over the world. ur a great influence. luv yaz hannah xxx


maggie says: I’m a middleschooler in new jersey and i’ve made u preety popular around here would you ever do a show here? (p.s u guys r awsome)


josh rutty says: ur song @she friggin blocked me’ is cool


Anonymous (dam you can see my name in my email) says: WOW!!!!! I LOVE YOUR SONGS!!!!! Anyways, how do you come up with your ideas.  I mean you have so many unique wierd ideas especially in 5 for 1, constipated, hermaphrodite, Ode to Playboy, SDKFTWMY, and many others.


Ken says: Your music is awsome!


jack says: well it isnt really a question but well see i just found out about u and i think you are th best singer i have heard and like  i wonna know more about u ps :D


Amy says: Will you ever come to austrlia?? Please do… every1 here loves your songs! u know u want 2…


Bob says: Hey Bob, I found your site by the flash animation of she blocked me. i was wondering what your main inspiration was. Your awsome I wish I could meet you live or see you but sadly I
live in Hawaii. ROCK ON! P.S. I love Five for one good sound work


brit says: i love your music! its hilarious! do you think you will have a concert in kansas close to wichita or somehting?o yeah and your really hott!  :0)


Bob says: Love your work and why are you so awsome how do you do it?


snazo! says: BOB!!!! oh me gosh!! u r the best!! i reli reli reli want 2 get me hands on ur albums but i duno how!!!! please help me cos u welll rule!!! ur a GOD!!! luv snazo!!!!!


Crystal says: i just wanted to tell you that i love your she blocked me! Now when i block people i send that to them than i say brb and block them. Sorry this isnt a question but there you go. From, Crystal


Bryce Fowler says: Well I’d Like To Start by saying you rock and me and my friends listen to your songs all the time


NowhereMan says: hey bob just heard “she blocked me” and thought it was cool enough for me let ya know,but how do i get it out my head man ?hahaha
rock on.


John says: y0, Bob
I found out about you threw www.blockedme.com (halirous)


Valmoer says: Bonjour! Yes, your skills have made you known in this very conservative and old-school part of Europe we usually call “France”.


mike and edd says: we dont realy have a question, just that today we discovered your website and started listening after hearing she blocked me on an ebaumsworld.com video and it didnt take long at all for us to realise your bands awesome. weve taken it upon ourselves and our other bandmates to learn the different parts of 5 in 1 so we can sing it with a guitar on a field in a park and look realy cool to passers buy and people who dont know. and pretend its all random. but yea, so thanks for being awesome i guess. tour uk, and well be there. l8rs dude/s


Danyelle says: I have seen “She Blocked Me” like a million times, I was wondering do you have anymore songs on albinoblacksheep.com because I would love to hear them and did that really happen(you know in she blocked me)


Jake says: did u make that “she blocked me” clip on albinoblacksheep.com? its really funny and alson if u did was it on a radio station cuz it sounds like it was, lol, later


Peach says: Do the majority of people like your music or hate it? Personnly I listen to non-stop on my computer


Hi there “Bob”, Well I just found u by chance on Ebaums world. I never take the time to email PLL who make funny videos. However, for some strange reason I felt ”the force”  to write u. I am and have been a loyal fan and follower of my favorite comedy rock artist, Weird Al, ever since there was a Weird Al. I just needed to tell u that u just might be the next generation of  Weird Al’s. I have never met/heard a damn soul who could even come close to his ” Superior, Warped” mind as u seem to have done. Keep up the hard, funny @$$ work and u WILL be a star…and I will buy{ not steal from limewire}…ur music good luck and carry on w/ the comedy and the brilliance of ur “warped” mind. The Lady K


Kate says: Hey Bob i love you!!


Denni says: this is more of a comment then a question. i listen to your music & i think your music is  way cool


taylor says: holy shizit monkeys!!!! you are so hott! and a good singer! and hott! and have such kewl ideas! and you are very.i know you probably get asked to go to a bunch of  hott!!peoples hometowns, and that would make them the happiest peoplein the world, and they all tell you how hott you are…well *duh!* but whatever…i dont know whati am getting at here..i guess all i really say is how totaly *censored* hott you are!! you must come to Plainfield, VT!! wuik! no one comes to this dumb ole place, too small. it would totaly make this place not seem so un-hott if a hott, singer, hott, funny, hott person came!!! pwease??
i wuv you!!


Hello Mr Ricci sir! I found your site through a friend of mine (isn’t that always the way?) and just had to tell you that i love your “music”.  Your sense of humour is amazing and your way with words is excellent.  Anyway keep up the good work, you’ll soon have all the depressed of the world laughing their butts of! Warm Wishes Emma


Katie says: Hey i love your band you guys rock!!!! just wanted to ask how do you deal with being so good and yet not so many people know you? (i never heared of you but i saw the “she-blocked-me thingy and i loved it!)


feeney scotsman says: hey ur music kicks arse by the way and i was just wondering if you had ever came to the uk on tour.If you aint could you try and come to scatland and do a show at the SCCC please man i recuest at my radio lotsa times but it never works. ps:if you do come to Scotland watch out when your going through aberdeen they steal your shoes and sell them  back to you


Katie (I LOVE BOB RICCI) says: Omfg Bob Ricci is H-O-T.
I LOVE YOU BOB YOU ROCK! I LISTEN TO UR SONGS ALL THE TIME THEY ROCK YOU ROCK!
But i have a question >.< YOU ROCK WILL YOU MARRY ME?! ;D (And then you would frikkin block me.Grr)  I LOVE YOU COME TO ISREAL!  ANI OHAVET OTACH!!! (hebrew for i love you -blink-)


tara  says: is ur album real because if it is u cant find it in the uk at all and i love it


TallPaul says: yeah, you know you rock so i’m not gonna inflate your ego even more, but you do rock!


hey bob, ur really rad and kickass, and so is the bob ricci band, i admire ur work and u inspire me 2 play in a band and play guitar, ok, ttyl….


Allie says: I love your music and your sense of humor has forced me to think you are just about one of the most interesting people on the net.


wtva says: hello there love your site especially “she blocked me”


Coaster says: Hi Bob! I really like ‘She Friggin Blocked Me’! Keep up the great work and good luck!


Angel says: I just heard your songs for the first time today and I think you are great! You guys should come to Georgia sometime! If you’re single, call me when you’re on your way :)


snoop dogg says: man your awesome .. listnin to your muzik make me laugh so hard


MUSIKFRK92 says: We loved that song, “She Blocked Me,” on Falsh. We were wondering if our band could play it but credit it to you. May we?


Dylan V.(call me gumbo, dont ask why, long story) says: Hey, I love your music, now i’m not stuck listening to weird al when i wanna listen to some funny music. I’m a little pissed off when this girl i talk to online says, “brb, im gonna take a shower” keep up the good work, ur an inspiration to us all.


Zeke says: Dude, I IM’d you a few weeks ago about how right on the money and funny “She Blocked Me” was…I talked to my 11-year-old niece today who was like “oh I know that song, me and my friend were singing it in gym class”.. I guess that’s a sign you’ve hit the big time…haha..keep up the good work!


Casey Henderson says: I love your parodies so much!!!!! I almost Died laughing when I heard Dr. Phill and Every Other Time :) !!!
Anyway, remember me when your famous!!!


Wilf Duggan says: Hi, I’ve been reading about you lately and just what you stand for i’m not sure, but your just so.. cool! It’s hard to describe but I feel all you stand fro and say is totally what i’m talking about. Your song “She Blocked me” is awesome! Keep it cool dude!


Silver Spoon says: Hey Bob, I have listened to your songs (most of them anyway) and my Real question is.. Where do you come up with your lyrics? Do just you think them up and put them with a song (or your own song) or do you and your band all make their own lyrics and such? The only reason why I ask this is because you (and anyone else) are VERY clever and and you have done a great job on your songs! Also on that note. I have another question. What would you think if I sang one of your songs at a Talent show? (Internet song) I really like it and I want to sing it. But not if you think it would be a “degrateing” thing to do.. if you do I can understand.. but I would think you would take it as a compliment that I want to sing one. Thanks man, and again your great!


Ieva says: heeey… your music is awesome =)
anyway… are you goin’ to have an Europe tour? pleaaasee pleeaase pleeeaase *wink wink*


Kalika says: Cheers from Melbourne, Australia! Any chance you’re going to pay a visit here? It’s not easy to hound radio stations to get you down here since the whole mainstream crap. I’ve worked in a station so I know how hard it is (no longer working in one) but I was wondering if you would ever come down here? YOU ROCK! <3


jeremy from alabama says: i dont really have a question, i just wanted to say i was a new listener but already a huge fan of what you do. song parodies are the best but mostly played out or dumb thanks to weird al but the style you and your band have is great. i just purchased your “not a christmas album” and i am way excited to share it with my friends here.  keep up the great work.


Jonny Rowe says: Hey,
I’m from England and found your site through some tedious links… It Rocks!! The songs are great but will we ever see any of them over here?

Me and my mates love it all!!
You gotta relase some over here soon!!
Keep up the good work… J & co.


Dude i love this song man!I like the WTF,OMFG part…good thinkin ;)


Michelle From Canada says: Wow, Bob you are so intelligent and have such a great sence of humor. Keep up the good work. No wonder why the fans love you. Can’t wait till your next album!!


1337 says: Bob, man, you are awesome. plain and simple, genious. I really hope to see you’re music out here in Ottawa (Canada)! My friends luv your music, too, and al we have to say, is “j00 h4v3 m4d 5k!llz”


Louise says: are you eva gunna come to england


drew b says: i was just wondering if u had any more songs like the one called “she freaking blocked me”.  that song is the best.


Jennifer says: Hey ! I saw your animation thing on ebaumsworld. Ha it’s awsome. Will you be making anymore of them to any of your other songs? I hope so.


Russ says: Bob       Dude Your band kicks ass!! You Have to Play in Atlanta GA!!!! Even though I live in Augusta I would go up there to see you play. Also if you can, ask your Guitar player to email me the Guitar line for the Avril Lavigne song(Complicated) I like your way better than Weird Al’s b/c its just about being Constipated.. Your Biggest Fan in GA


kateX says: this isnt a question,i just wanted to say…my friend is a big fan and showed me this site. i have listened to some of your stuff and gotta say its really good.


zoe says: hiya bob i looke dat ur sng ‘freakin blocked me’ and i think is reali cool looking foward n hoping to see more of ur songs.


Amanda S says: Hiyas Bob. I would just like to so i am soo sorry. I hadnt ever heard of you until i came across the “She Blocked me” video on ABS.COM I am really amazed by all your songs, they are so…well…creative! keep up the great work. Just wonderin when you was gonna come to Iowa? I would so go to you shows! Holla back soon sexy


John says: Hi , this is not really a question I just felt compelled to e-mail you simply to tell you your music is ace. Especially she blocked me in flash form.


Steve Callaghan says: Hey guys, great job with the different genres of music and also hysterical depressing and other type of lyrics for different song titles, do you guys think you will be doing shows in the uk some time soon


hey dude, I’m Mariah and I love that little video…She blocked me.


VixenA says: Easy Bob man. Loads of me + my buds love your songs.. we go around college singing them.. annoys alot of people.. but makes them laugh at the same time :p Just out of curiosity.. people say you do shows in the U.S.. any chance of a tour in U.K?! tis a bit of a distance for me to come and see your sexy self. If not.. guess ill just be stuck listening to your lovely cyber parodies :p. Love and Hate


Benjamin Spelleken says: Hi im from germany and i just want to say that your music
is really great keep going on!!!!!


Gary Linder says: As another writer said i found out about you through a animations of “She Blocked Me”. Personaly I think “Every Other TIme” is your best song but all of your songs are good and i plan to buy your albums sometime soon.  Also as another writer said you are the next Weird Al actually your lyrics are better.  If i had to choose you or Weird Al i would choose you. My birthday passed and i never thought to get your albums but…i got a lot of money for my birthday so you can be assured your albums will be in my possestion, or however you spell that word, lol


Ethan says: Alright.  To start things off, you rock man.  Plain and simple.  Now, time to get to the generic part of my question.  You need to come to Pennsylvania!  I’d offer you sex too, but, you know, gotta keep the hetero. . .I’m sure I could find someone that would. . .um. . .back on track.  So, tell me how and I will advertise ’til I pass out to get you here!


Is it possible to just get tired of hearing people say, “Gee, Bob, your music is awesome.” ??  If it is then I am sure you will be weary of it soon, if you aren’t already.  But, seriously, to coin a phrase from your “Internet Love Song”…..   OMFG!  You are one seriously funny individual. And request you at my local radio station??  For sure, but I’d rather forward your name and webby information to everyone in my addy book!  LOL Keep up the great work and enjoy what you’re doing…… and thanks for giving this old lady the best laugh she has had in weeks! Jennie in Montana


Holly says: I think you sing better than some really really really famous singers , how is your voice so good ? I’ve seen your ’she frickin blocked me’ vidio on albino blacksheep , watched it loads of times , well done :) good work


Old School Rocker says: I say we need more people like Bob and less rappers and EMO freaks.. GOD I HATE MTV


Dean Hamer says: hey guys,
I’m not sure how i got to know you guys but i must say you are doing a great job if only there more acts like you, will you be doing other tours like over to england you have alot of fans here you should come and do a gig here, at least if you do ill be there 1 is better than non :)


david says: all of us here in england love your music!!!!!!!!!!

Fan Mails – 3/23/05

Wednesday, March 23rd, 2005

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Tearsa Hutcheson says: i love your music and sent you address to a nation wide radio station that plays songs like yours and hope you can try to contact them also at BOBANDTOM@BOBANDTOM.COM


Mike says: hey bob… heard your stuff on a radio show in grantham (priory fm). did you know you’re getting played in the uk?! wow. anyway, peace out.


GeorgeJanelidze says: Hi my name is George. I want to say that you have great songs.


Fafarian says: You’re really great


Roby(I’m a girl btw) says: Hey! lol….Ummm what will I ask…..Would you possible be able to do a show in Paradise,Newfoundland,Canada for your BIGGEST FAN? I know that you usualy don’t do shows in Canada, but you will make me the happist person in the world if you could! Please please please with sugar and a cherry on top????????


Rose Connell says: Dude, im totally amazed by how far youve gotten, your work is really wicked. My band is just starting and were thinking about doing parodies, weve got some pretty wicked awesome ideas. So cha, just wanted to give you a pat on the back because you guys totally rock tell the rest of the gang they all rock my sox. Peace Dude, and Keep It Real.


brian says: hey guys..awesome music


Larissa says: Will you ever come to kamloops.. UR SO HOT..!!


Fredrik aKa aLmAnZo says: Hello Bob, I am an 18 years old guy from Norway.
I love your music, your imagination is fantastic. You write all your songs your self?


jesse says: How would i get your awsome songs on media player,so i can listen to them all the time,and put it on a mp3 player,to show my friends?


Calum Wilson says: If you ever have concerts will you tour europe, ESPECIALY Scotland?


Electra says: U are grate! I hope we hear from u in skandinavien.


Wesley Lodder says: Cant you give an concert here in holland:D?


Brian says: are u selling these cds?I would like to buy 1.


Bexi n Kate says: WE LOVE YOU!!! come visit us in Australia some time…


thomas says: hey bob i have a question for ya. i’m from belgium and i was wondering can i get your cd’s here in record stores or do i need to buy them by net


Geoff.S says: What inspired u to write ur songs because me and your never gonna believe this but even my mom enjoys your music so i was just wondering????


Liz says: hey im sure lots and LOTS of people may or may not have asked this question but well i live in Florida and i waz wonderin if you guyz’ll ever plan on stopn by cuz i think u guyz are great!!!


Dean Brignell says: dude your saongs are awesome first i heard Internet Love Sopng from the flash then i clicked to your site and listened to the rest. The only problem is that i’m in England and have you got any albums come out ovewr if not you really should you’re parody songs are as good as Werid Al Yankovich


Stuart says:

you make great music when r u gonna turn the shop into pounds so we could buy your amazing songs in brittain


Julia says: omg i lvoe your she blocked me song!! where do you come up with this stuff??


Mike says: If you ever get the chance you should come to Parkersburg West Virginia and do a concert.


Jon Del Sesto says: Hey, a few weeks back I found your site through the ‘She Freakin Blocked Me’ Flash Animation. I started looking around the site and I saw you lived in RI. I’m from Smithfield myself, and I look forward to seeing your shows. You have an amazing talent, and it’s obvious that you are going to be the next ‘Weird Al’(I’m sure you’ve heard that 1,000 times). I just  thought I’d wish you the best of luck, and let you know that you have been a huge inspiration for my friends and I.


Alaina says: Bob, you’re totally awesome ^_^


Elisa Serpa says: Hey Bob Ricci. I just wanted to say that your songs are so good, I love them alot. I listen to them all every second I can. I don’t really have a favorite, they are good. I wanted to know if any of the events in the songs are true, my nephew really wants to know. I love ya, you rock and I hope that you never have to really write a depressing rock song. BYE!!!!


FavreKev04 says: Your songs kick ass, and there funny. Now why arnt you famous?


Molly says: Hey, do you guys come to MA? and if so whens the next tiem your coming and where are you guys from..
You guys are awesome..


Lauren says: You have freaking awesome songs….. um…… where did you come up with the idea to “remake” all of these songs???? I LOVE THEM!!!!!!!


Zippo says: You Rule!!


tom says: I found out about your web site off of ebaumsworld and I think it is great.


shorty says: can you make more songs i love them


PsychOut says: How do you OWN so much?


Nick M says: Bob, a street team would most definitely be an awesome idea. San Diego needs more humor, and you’re the one that needs to bring it to em. I’ve hereby appointed myself Bob Ricci promoter in SD extraordinaire!!


Joyce says: do u have a album of that lovely music xxx


Matty says: Your music is far better dan any other remixer. YOU ROOL. Theres not 1 song dat it crap.


Crys-Chan says: Bob!  I absolutely adore your music!


Wayne says: Hey! I have been visiting your homepage and listening to your music for about a month and you are really talented! Are you planning on coming to Minnesota any time soon? I would love to see you live. Please let me know. Thanks.


Elwood says: Hey Bob, I just heard your song she blocked me. I would have to say…it’s really good.


michael says: can you preform in england please


nikki says: hey!love the song the hermaphradite


Simon says: I saw a link to the internet love song on www.onevalefan.com and ive benn into your music since. today i got 3 of my mates into it aswell


Ben Vickers says: Hey, there. I watched the cartoon ’she frickin blocked me’ i found it really amusing.


Dark says: Hiya! Dark here! …As you can see…Newyz… Bob, your bands own riffs rock! There moshos Kewlieo dude! Have you any intention of doing a tab bit on here of them, please! Us wannabe guitarists wanna rip off your songs =D Lol


Heather says: Hey bob.I juss listened to she frickin blocked me my friend sarah sent it to me…good voice..lol its fun-e how do yu even think of the perfect words to ryme   and that make sence with AOL?

Fan Mails From Jan 05′ to Mar 05′

Friday, March 18th, 2005

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anthony says: hi bob i love ur music and i love the she bolocked me song the bes


Ryan says: Sup!Who sings the girl voice in double diet?And will you ever get a gig in Halifax Nova Scotia?


M says: Hey!  Just discovered your music today and I love it!


Alec Baldwin (not the actor) says: When is the Bob Ricci band going to come to San Diego so I can come see you guys?


Psycho says: Hey Bob! umm You Frikin rok! I love you… :-D In a not obsessiv way.


Stefanie says: UR SOOOOOOO COOL!!! OMG i love all ur songs


Danielle says: i have a best friend who is totally in love with you. you are all she ever talks about. come to jax, fl. bye. (you are really hot)


kye says: you coming to London anytime soon?


Dave says: hey Bob! Love your songs


Steve says: OMG, you rock …how do you make things like that ???? ’sheblockedme’ rocks :D


claire says: WOW!!!! amazing songs! “it could happen 2u” is played lots on our local radio station!
UR SONGS ARE WELL GREAT!!!r u hoping to become number 1 in the chart?i think u should!


Joe says: Hey I love your work will you do a tour anytime in Nebraska I know we’re out here in the plains but im sure everybody would like your music i found your website just a day or two ago


c0mputerfreakII says: Wow good song, I listening to it everyday until it gets old and annoying. (Shouldn’t be for a while.  Anyway good job!


Ashley says: Hey, i’ve gone to every cd store in Virginia Beach, Virginia. No one has your cd’s. I’d really like one. Can you help me find one, or order one. thank you


braidon says: could you make another song like blocked me cause it rocks :P


andy goodstein says: Hey Bob,you rock.


I-don’t-know-what-my-name-is says: You’re band is awesome just like your songs!!! My favorite song would have to be “Whiny Slimy Creepy” and “Constipated”! They make me laugh for 1-2 minutes straight!


chris says: i love she blocked me it is great everybody in my school loves it


a person says: dude i love you songs!


naz says: OMG!!! my two best mates are crazy about you …and now i see why…are you coming to Kettering(England) any time soon?? we sooooo have to meet you!!!!


Anne says: hey bob, you are sooo hot and talented…i love you! when’s the new album coming out?


Joey says: OMFG U Rock! ALL you songs rocks….BIG TIME. I was just wondering…..could you ever come to a little shit country like Denmark??


Lauren says: Hi Bob, i don’t really hav a question 2 ask i jst wanted 2 add a lil’ msg 2 the hundreds of fan mail letters u already recieve on ur website. lol. i’ve shown ur website 2 all my friends @ skool – & even one of mi teachers came ova 2 hav a look @ wat every1 waz laughing @. U rock & ur songs r so funni..>!


Jason says: hey bob, just like some of the others i have read in “Ask Bob”, this isnt a question, just sayin i love your music and keep up the good work!  I am seriously liek one of the biggest Weird Al fans on the face of the planet, but lately, im compelled to listen to your music more now.


nick says: dude she friken bloked me is ausome LOL!!!!!


Darex says: You know, ur a pretty good artist, im considering buying ur cds, they’re hilarious.


Bruce says: Hey Bob Im blindboy250 remember me I think your music is awsome. its funny how u take songs and change the lyrics my band wuz thinking about playing 1 of your songs at the talent show to make u more popular mail me back if u are gonna do a tour around new york  thanks


Ringo Thedingo says: LOVE YOUR MUSIC! CANT WAIT TO GET YOUR CD!!!!! umm CDs yeah YEAH! CDs!!!!! LUV YA!!!


Sander says:
i realy like your homepage and the movie ou made she fucking block me i have seen it 3 times now werrry nice good work bob !!! ;) ;);););)


Clifford Wolf says: Hey Bob have you heard of Insane Clown Posse and if so do you like their music? By the way I’m a WICKED JUGGALO who is a big fan of your work!


Lizzie….   o.0 says: You Sir… Are god.


Austin Taylor says: Wow. I found this site yesterday and my jaw dropped. You’ve got great talent and you’ll go far. Good luck with everything and keep up the great songs.


BLANDY YO says: AWSOME SONGS DUDE I LUV THEM SEPECIALLY “EVERYBODY VS ME”


Jessica says: Hey how do you come up with those songs? they are funny and good.


Jake says: Heh, I saw the little Flash video for She Freakin Blocked Me on albinblacksheep.com and I instantly fell in love with y’alls music. Then I hear the Mrs.Claus one, I nearly peed meh pants during that one!


Sinni says: So when are we going to see u nationnaly (or internationnaly) distributed.  I would love to b able to pick ur cd up at the local music store. It shouldn’t b that difficult to get picked up by a label or find a company that’ll distribute ur cds.  If a local band can do,y can’t u?


Casey says: Hey Im sorry, I know that this isnnt a question but i just wanted to say that I just herd the she freakin blocked me song and I was laughing my butt of!! Keep it up!!


steven says: man bob your so cool


witekpio says: I love the songs and enjoy listening to them


Vicky says: Another UK Fan here, there seem to be alot of us, if you ever get the chance to visit the uk…please do…the rain here is brilliant, and if you need a place to stay…i know just the place…(if you know what i mean….i am refering to the hotel across the road from me, great service, and then i could come and visit you)


kote601(karina) says: U rock man ur so awsome!!
how do u think of all ur lyrics because they are soo halerious and itw true lmao i seriously laugh my ass of when i hear them!!!


locker52 says: hey will you please preform in portsmouth, RI because i kno alot of people who like ur songs and you might be able to preform for one of our school dances and you would be a big hit.


Alex says: Hey I Love Your Music You My 5th Hero Anyway Questions: Who Is The Guy On Your Listen Page Cause He Is My 8th Hero? COme To Ontario Canada Near Toronto For A Concert Or Feel My Wraith..Its All Scary Like
anyway Love Ya man(not sextually) Danny says: yo m8 i think your music rocks and is soooo funny lol


mark says: can i have ur autograph please your songs are well good


Narxx says: I’ll probably never see ur reply, but you’re a f*cking hit here in little ISRAEL. If u ever come here, it’ll be a huge success (and yeah, it’s safe here regardless to whatever they say on CNN) :)


johnny says: dude your awesome. do you think you could come to jackson wy?


Carolyn says: "I came across "She Blocked Me" on albinoblacksheep.com and well.. I love the sound of your band! You guys are funny and have a great sound Keep up the great work!"


Marcella says: "interesting and cute too…. i like the block song saw it on albino sheep something… anyway cute"


Gary says: "Hey, I have listened to your music for a while. I want to say to you that I like your heart and what you put into what you have done. Thank you , Gary."


Jill says: "hey i was just on ur site and the songs r great!"


Joe says: "nice work on ur album…i love ur site! cant wait for new songs!"


Suzie says: "heya, ur songs are awesome! just saw your she blocked me on ebaum, llf!
Keep up the good work dude :) "


Barney says: Hey Bob, when are you going to release your albums here in the UK?


Aaz says: OMG! You are so totally the best ever and you’re so god damn hott! ^^ Anyway, Im like so obsessed and I only found out about you yesterday! :) Do you think you’ll ever come to Kettering in England for a tour or something?! You should do a big huge tour of the world or something, ooo take me with you!! :) Luv ya!


LiL_Dancer says: Dude…You RAWK! I think the best songs are “Depressing Rock Song” and “Every Other Time”


AmI says: Dude…Depressing Rock Song is awesome!


sami says: hi bob, where the hell do u come up with those songs they’re hillarious and plz come 2 england sumtime luv ya sam xxx


Topsu says: i like to ask..Where do i can get your songs?i like sooooo much she blocked me! you’re the best!!


DeadeyeUK says: BOB… U.K…
NOW!
‘Nuff said. Keep on truckin’, amigo.


Gretchen says: Bob -  OMG, I am your biggest fan.  You are so hot.


Lacey says: More of a comment really…. I think what you do is awesome! You really make people want to wet themselves!


alice says: i don’t really have a question i just wanted to say how awsome your song is! it’s so cool! and so AIM realated. well duh, lol. you’re so creative!


hadi says: how do u rock so much


Curtis says: OMG OMG OMG! I’ve listened to that “She Blocked Me” song like 50000000000000000 times! Its so addicting!


C-dib says: Hey, I think your musics ausome, and I was just wondering if you were ever goin to go pro?


The young but cool Anto says: Heya Bob. Even though I’m only 11 I still love your music it’s like the best! I listen to them constantly in fact I’m listening to Every Other Time right now and I all your songs are the best I posted your website on my aim profile


Chris says:

Hi Bob! I heard your music “she blocked me”, and LOVED it!


mark says: DUDE!!!! ur music kix sooooo much A$$!!! i hope u will come 2 birmingham 1 day!!!


Andrew Oz says: Sup man, I really like the music, sounds very awsome


meg says: hey bob ricci ur wicked cool but i am not gonna say i love you like all those other people…i wanna be unique.  sos i was just wonderin–i think u should play a show in my home town!


Rob says: Do plan to bee in angola indiana any time because you rock my socks off.


Noel Byrne says: Bob, i live in Ireland and i absolutely love all your songs and i think they are great


bountybird2004 says: hiya im gem from uk my mate mailed the missus claus 1 to me it was great, you should release them over n the uk i luv em


Xerif3 says: You Bob, wats up?
Im from portugal and my name is André. Congrats for ur band is excelent and the “She frewakin bloked me” so damn good.


Ken says: How do you make these f*cking hilarious songs?!


Faith says: Why did she fricken block you? You sing so good!!


Megan says: HOLY SPIT! HOW IN THE FRICK DO YOU DO THAT?!?!? I CANT EVEN THINK OF ONE WORD FOR A FREAKIN SONG! well… i might be able to think of a couple words but that isnt the point. Do ya think you can come down to Marshfield Vermont for a little bit? I love your music and i really want you to come down here!


Richard G. says: Lovin the music baby, keep up the good work.


emily says: Wooooooowwwww. Hehe you have great songs!


Alex says: Wow! I love your songs, they’re the best! This isn’t really a question, more like fanmail, but still! I totally love all of your albums and I’ve made you famous in my school! Are you gonna do a gig or something anywhere near Kettering in England?


Chris (SPARTAN ANIMATIONS) says: bob…  youve got it going on just like mrs clause!!!!  i’ve told so many of my friends aboutyou and well… they think you rule!!!! i hope you come to the dallas texas area ill definatly go to your concert (and invite friends)  or maybe i could try to convince my principle to invite you to a dance…  your just so cool… i have to say ur the funniest guy in almost ever!!!


TiT0 says: Hey man i love the music


Yotam says: Yo, great music! ;-)


stuart maclennan says: when if ever will you put the prices in the bob ricci store into £ so us brits can buy and listen to youre amazing songs


Moira says: Do you think your cool? I think your awesome!!<33


Tyler says: why do your songs have to be so GREAT!?how do you do it?!?!


danny southworth says: you seriously have to tell me!!!! how do you think up these awsome song lyrics and music?!?!
please tell me!!!!!!!!


HoReNdA says: BOB!!! U ROCK!!!!!


Brad says: Man i love ur music and i was wondering if u were planning on coming to Canada?


Amy says: omg i love “she blocked me” that is so0o0o kool ok i love u ill ttyl


Big Jim says: ur music is god like man, much love


Kelly says: Hi bob! Damn!……….Your cool….lots of kids are l00kin at the site!…….hehe come to califorina.where the sun shines…..most of the time!…


Matt says: Bob your music is very cool and creative!


James says: Im likin ur music, terrific, at first thought it woz very similar to weird al, but realised that ive neva heard an original song by him. You also seem to be a different style to him. Just checking but is it possible to buy ur albums if i live in the UK?


Karina says: i love all your songs


Mli says: Is you’r CD ‘Not a christmas album’ available in Sweden?


jose says: hey man, a girl in my class called maya made me listen to she freakin blocked and i thought it was hilarious man because its our daily life…


simon kim says: yo :) shiet i listn to yur songs evryday cuz its too funny ahha


Karina and Emily says: How in the world do you think up these songs!?!?! they are awsome we love them so much!!by the way your mad hot!! anyhoo,keep up the awsome work!!


Robert says: why are you so awsome Bob


Erica says: This isnt really a question just saying i love you so much, but unlike most who ask you questions im dont not want sex or marriage proposials, just saying that your great and i wish my friends knew who are, noone at my school has hear of you. it very pitifull.


Scott Baldwin says: How do you come up with this funny sh*t???I was like crying when I watched She Blocked Me!!!!


Veronica says: Hey, where do you guys get these ideas i mean nobody i know could just come up with something like mrs. claus has got it goin on off of the top of their head…


DeathMarches says: great site. and great music.


Jen and Emma says: We love your songs they rock!!!!


Erica says: omg, i think im in love! but you know what would confirm this thought? If you would come to West Virginia and do a concert


Faile says: I love you music soooooooo much it is sooooo funny, how do you come up with the song ideas?


Nicole  says:  Well hello sexy and funny… Where have u been all my life? god ur stuff is great… I love a good laugh… Ur great:)


Misslynx says: Hullo Bob!  My friend and me think you ROCK!  In the bus, we’re always singing ‘She Blocked Me’


hannah says: I loved ur song ’she frickin blocked me’ and i think that every1 should call radio stations like 102.1 and 96.9 and tell them to play ur songs..cuz 1 person kant do it alone and u deff. need to be heard by more people!!! ++ i love ur name oo so much..BOB how kewl!!


Hannah says: OMG ur cartoon on Ebaum is effing awesome!! i have the blocked me song stuck in my head..it soo rocks!


Sarah says: Hey Bob, you rock!


Sarah says: Your a god. can I be your goddess?


Billy 132 says: Hi Bob i was wondering if u could have a concert in Kansas at Kemper arena? Thanks Bob Ricci, your the best. And don’t forget to tell your band HI.


Billy Alexander says: Holly s***, it’s you, Bob Ricci. OMG!!!! i love Dr. Phil it is so funny.


Emily says: I heard your song ‘She blocked me’ and I must say… I love it! :D
So funny…


adam says: mrs.claus rocks!!! UNLUCKILY I LIVE IN UK so i can’t find your album anywhere and i really want one


kelsey says: i love the way you sing you make me happy … me and my friends get a BIG lugh from she friggin blocked me…. we have our own bob ricci fan site… ummm…. marry me!!!!


michele says: Will you be performing in
Huntington New York? anytime soon?”


Lionel says: Hey Bob u rox


Phoebe says: Quite a talented group you have. Keep up the good work, it’s nice to hear someone else doing some parodies. Don’t let anyone tell you you can’t go far!


Eric says: i love your stuff.


Alex says: It’s amazing to hear a parody band with a lead singer who actually has a voice :D .  You guys to great stuff.  I can’t say how much respect I have for what you’ve done.  Rock on guys!


Ninj says: Well, I’m a long time fan of albinoblacksheep.com, where one of your flash-videos are hosted (She frickin’ blocked me… Great song, very catchy, and nerdy to boot.
In any case, you’re doing an awesome job. Keep up the great work.


renee says: hey! awhile ago i saw a flash video on ebaum’s and loved it! you are by far the greatest singer EVER! went on your website…even more awesomeness! i want to know…are you ever going to do a concertin Chicago? if so then when?luv always,renee.


Georgina K  says: Hey me and my friends just found your site though abaumsworld.com we love you music its great.  Someone already said this before but please for the good of our nation you must come to the Uk soon preferably some wheres in west mids like o i dont know Wolvehapton little Civic. Not that im hinting in anyway you understand x


Samantha says: Hey Bob!
This isn’t really a question, just a praise for your (and your band’s) good art! My name is Sam, I’m from Germany (the reason for my bad english…) and I like the music!


Hi BOB! says: Hi Bob! Im over here in UK, love your stuff so much!


Beez says: Dear Bob Ricci, I started listening to your band when i saw “She
friggin blocked me flash video by samb” I loved it ever since, I’ve told all my friends
about your band
Keep up your good work I love it, i’m going to tell everyone about your band =)


tawny says: hey i wanted to say that i like your video “she frikend bloked me” its awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!


Mr.Finland says: You have many good songs.


Adam says: One word to describe ‘LEGEND’. Your song f*ckin rock, there funny orignal and just kick arse! You should come to the UK where you would surely be a huge hit and why the hell have’nt u got and agent!?


Zak says: ok i was listening to ur music and i have to say, you are really good, i was wondering when you might have some new songs coming?


Charles says: Hey! Love your music.


jennifer withrow says: hello bob. i really like that song she fucken hates me in your words. its really great. love ya.


zoe  says: av just found your web ands it kwl!!!!! i like she blocked me one !!!!lol


Tami says: Hey bob! I dont usually like parodies that much but “she blocked me” is hilarious, could u do one to an eminem song as  its about time someone made fun of him! Thx alot, rock on!


chris salerno says: are you going to make more vertions of she fricken blocked me?Its awesome


Jessica says: HOW DO U COME UP WITH SUCH FUNNY STUFF??????


Kyle says: Kyle says: Bob you have to answer this question or i will stop being your fan and become an Eminem model haha…anyway you think you could do a show at the Halifax Forum Center because that would be sweet…


Tyler Adkins says: Bob,Will you ever Play in Michigan.I live in trenton Michigan


emily says: how do u sing so gooooooooooood


Mrs Mouse says: hi, i love the music, it is really gud


Em’ says: =o wow, you have an amazing voice, makes me go all tingly loving your sence of humour xD you rock dude! *spreads as many links to webby as possible*


JeremHasp says: You’ve got awesome skills when it comes to making parodies of songs!


Emma says: i just wanted to say ur music is amazing! u really should be famous!…’Five in one’ is such a work of art….the song sounds amazing…plus u have ‘under the bridge’ in it which is my all time favourite song! well done x


ben says: I don’t have question but I just wanted to say well done with Five for One it has to bee that best song i’ve ever heard in my life. ITS AWESOME!


Samantha K.  says: I luv u!!!


lakey says: will u plz make a music video and release internet love song in britain, i feel it would easily reach number 1 in the charts, if not, i know at least 40 ppl that wil buy ur cd! but we need it on general release


Miguel says: HEY! I really liked your music.. where can I buy the CDs?? I want to buy them!!!


Claire says: hello! you are so gorgeous man and i love your music!!! you rock xxxxxx


jen says: hey…i LOVE your songs, all of them!(and you of course) and ur amazing-my new idol!!! keep it up, im buying your CDs! and my friends are too, thanks for the great stuff!!!! ill make sure to call the radio stations, everyone should hear you.


Katie says: Wow you are amazing!


Maggie says: “Wtf, omfg”– I cracked up when I read that because I love saying WTF and it just fit so well with the song. Holy crap though, you gotta come visit Minnesota because we rock the midwest, WI really just sucks. It does. I’ve been there. And I hated it. Wait, what was the point of this? Well, come visit anyhow. Ya, sure, you betcha!


caryn says: hey bob!u r so cool!.u r so tight…i love your work.


Cody says: Your songs rule!!!!!! Well i was just wondering how people could compare u to weird al cuz he is good but u are AWESOME.


James Leung says: The cartoon on Ebaums is fantastic and I really like your music! You should come and visit the UK sometime! :) Keep it up!!


Nick says: Just found out about the website. Great, hilarious stuff.


Abby says: Not really a question, but you’re awesome! You’re songs are fun and make me happy. I hope you’ll be able to do concerts one day, I’d love to go to ‘em. Good luck =D


Kyle says: You guys are great.


Carla Ulbrich says: yo bob! nice site!


Lisa says:

Hi i recently found ur music on a website n i just wanted to say u guys
f*ckin rock! I love ur music n its so funny!  Carry on mekin more dudeicated
stuff i wanna listen to it !


Luke says: Hey, can u get me a cd or can u tour somwhere in upper Illinois Bob?
BTW,  Ur songs are off the hook!


Mads says: hey dude, im from DK all over here we know u man, ur great!


barry says: hey Bob i am a big fan of ’she blocked me’


Cliff says: yo ur sh*t is tight i swear i was blown away its so funny and f*ckin awsome


Nathan says: Hello. I love your songs.


spike says: hey bob I’m from the UK and I was wondering if you are ever going to play over here?


Matt says: First of all your songs are the best. Second i need to know where i can buy your CDs.


Matevz says: This site ROX. I like the desigen everything


Nick says: heeY bob i’m from holland and i’m a fan of you. But there’s one problem, I can’t buy your cd’s in holland. Son do you no where I can buy them?


Neil says: How do ya compose and write the lyrics for the hillarious, yet amazingly brilliant music. eg she frigging blocked me ? lol.


Sephiroth says: How long it take you to make and come up with ms claus lol its so funny?


Jessica says: hey!! i love that song called she blocked me! that song is great! n e ways ur awsome! lyl


alex cadle says: what would i say to the radio station if i called or wrote them a letter for you to come to bradley illinois for a concert. and to hear your songs on the radio. when i get some money im buying your 2 cd tho they are awesome.Me and my step brother will try to get you here you are awesome.


kote601 (karina) (ka-ree-na) says: one thing UR AWSOME BOB!!!!
but neeways i have a Q when will ur get ur AWSOME CD’s in regular stores so u dont have to buy them online


Jason says: Hey….nice songs! you’re really a genius! is there a chance that you’re gonna make a concert in CA?


Anduril says: Hello Bob I love ya song especially Constipated!!
Do you know how i can download the song so i can listen to it when im ofline?
Thanks, looking forward to your new songs :D


chow says: hey..where can I get a copy of the track she blocked me?? I’m willing to pay for it. Thanks!


jayden says: can i get your albums at the shops


Jackie says: OMFG Come to Canada you freaking Master of music!


Mike says: i want to buy your not a christmas album cd but i don’t have a credit card.  do you any stores that would carry it?


TheMecca says: Bob- Your parodies are some of the best I’ve ever heard. The originals, too, are awesome.
I seriously hope you put your stuff in the stores, because more people need to hear it.


brendan says: sup bob just wondering if you ever come to canada like in vancouver and do raidio statoins in canada have your songs


Megz luvez tinkerbell says: Hey
she bloked me was the best song u hav dun so far plz plz plz plz do summore coz i hav listened to that 1 about 99999 tmes but i still enjoy it


RJ says: dude u rock


Dactar says: Wow nice songs i dont listen to wierd al much i heard a couple but they seem kinda stupid


aeriel brennan says: DUDE DO YOU HAVE A CD?? ID YOU DO I WANT ONE.


Cindy Mar Ho says: I just heard your parody of Savage Garden’s Truly Madly Deeply…and I just about fell off my chair laughing.


Ashley says: All of your songs rock. ALL OF THEM.


Kenton says: How did you come up with the blocked me and other songs? good job Though ! Make more


Jason Barry says: Hi
Actually more of a rhetorical question really…. how do you cope with being so unbelievably talented?
Simply the cleverst and funniest thing I have seen in years on the net….


brody says: fan quotes is just an excuse not to answer questions isnt it? p.s great music- loved you way before the ebaumsworld crew barged in


Brad Stemm says: Hey, Bob
A friend of mine recently got your CDs, and brought them to my house to show me. They’re awesome!
So, I ended up here, at your site.

Anyways, you’ve got a lot of talent, so, great job. Your songs are hilarious, and well done.


Jake says: "hey…whats up…first off i just wanna say that your music totally rox my sox… you’re way better than weird al… ok… i was listenin to your songs and i was wonderin is everybody vs. me a true story… ok… again…ur music kicks ass…cya!"


Quincy Chen says: "HOLY WOW! this stuff is just way to frickin good. seriously! i want like the instrumental to ALL OF THIS STUFF. its AMAZING. what makes me wonder is why the hell you arent a millionaire already. seriously! like, i dont know, submit this stuff to all of the radio stations on the friggin planet! this stuff is great!"


James says: "OK…so hears the deal. this is a comment. I kind of thinki that its wrong to compare you to weird al because you both are arsitst in your own respects and and equally good at what you do. also…..will you marry my dog?"


Nikki says: "Only a genius like yourself can come up with such songs.  Do you believe being raised in Rhode Island (more commonly known as “the motherstate”) has anything to do with your talents?  Also do you believe in reincarnation?  If so, what would you like to come back as? 


Ted Berg says: "You really have talent, Bob. Have you sent any of your music to Dr. Demento? I’d vote for you in the Funny Five!"


weird_one says: "Can you only order your albums online? I tried to get one at best buy, but there was no luck"


Randy says: "you realize you are making fun of song better than wierd al is and he has a record deal!!!!! man u need to talk to your agent"


gezus says: "i just want to say i think ur shit is f*ckin hilarious and way better then weird al.


Gino  says: "hey i listened to a few of ur songs they realy rocked and my buddies think soo too!! esp the ms.clause song.. if u guys ever come to montreal for a show id be there for sure!! hey are u and ur cousin and joe italians by the way..just out curiosity!!"


Johnny says: "How did you get so awesome, and where did you learn how to play the guitar? You’re awesome!"


Hollywood says: "not a question…. you = awesome
-end."


Eric says: "your a f*ckin awsome. I admire you"


Hank says: "Are u a genious or is it just me?"


josh says: "after hearing your song dr.phil i could not stop laughing i was wondering how you came up with this idea and if there was anything that inspired you to write it"


Meg says: "Hey, i justw anted to know if you thought of yourself as a copy to Weird Al? Like i like you rmusic better because it’s actually to the beat and it keeps closer t the song but Al’s stil good too. Thanks!!"


Francesca says: "Hey. Me again. Come tour England so i can see you up close. you look so damn sexy. Actually, will you come and tour England at some point? If they’ll have Westlife they’ll sure as hell have you."


Timmy Jimmy says: "Hey Bob!! Dude you rock. I just want to know one thing…. What music do YOU like to listen to?"


Ucf_Falcon says: "This isnt a question as much as a comment but hey everyone else does it so why not me… just wanted to say I surf Ebaumsworld and saw “she friggin blocked me” Loved the vid just wanted to say I love all the parodys and its nice to see an intellectual parody songs insted of others who shall not be named… good luck and Ill sign you if and when i get a record company."


Samantha says: "What inspired you to start doing all of this? I was on ebaumsworld.com and ai heard you “she frickin blocked me” song and I died laughing….Did you just decide to do it one day? Will you marry my mom?"


Paul says: "cool songs dude much respect from the scottish"


Maggie says: "a comment: after reading most of the previous posts, i found that most compare you to wierd Al…I feel that is a poor comparison, although the parody schtick is similar, the big difference is YOU CAN SING and you are good looking.  that is like comparing apples and tomatoes because they are both fruits!  another observation is that you are intelligent as well, which shows the talent you most have to be able to write lyrics, and the wit to back them up.


Someone Over The Rainbow says: "Omq, you have some funny ass songs. Especially that “She Blocked Me” sinqle. That was so effin’ hilarious! Well, I mean it was to me ’cause Im into blockinq people. Heh heh. My question is … WHY?! (God yall are qood.)"


brittni says: "ur hott! ne wayz ur dymes is off da hook, dey had me geekin 4 a min how u come up wit dis?"


Eric says: "Dude , you are awesome. Do you ever have any concerts around the U.S? I gotta see you in concert if you do."


Francesca says: "I love the way you take the mickey of certain songs. Release a CD in england so I can buy it! PLEASE! I LOVE YOU!"


Punk_as_Terry says: "dude just liek to say mrs claus was a good choise of song to put against staceys mom, it was absolutly amazing, keep up the good work and i am from england and my mates aint herd of u and im like woah so i have to show thm your work, ill let you kno what they think"


kirsty says: "where can i buy your new album other than online?"


Matt says: "How did your band get started i mean it is pretty hard trying to com up with songs yourself!!!!! one of your biggest fans bye"


Stormie says: "Hi I just asked you a question about 2 minutes ago.  About 1 minute ago i figured out the answer.  So cancel my question.  I wondered why the lyrics were so interesting.  What a clever man you are."


someone says: "do u know when u will make a new song"


Cj says: "Hey bob I’ve been listening to some of all your songs. I also like changin songs into funnies. I think that it was genius that you brought that idea on making funny songs out of the singers songs. I just want to ask a question”How do you do it?”


Jessica Heimann says: "It’s not a question but actually a comment!I LOVE YOUR MUSIC you are the coolest guy EVER!! I live in Centralia,Illinois and when I go “cruising” with my boyfriend we blare your music!! We have tons of people asking who you are and we tell them and tell them to go buy your CD!!!! I LOVE YOU BOB!"


Foreheadman says: "Hey Bob, Just wanted to tell you that your songs kick ass!! By the way, what stores can your cd’s be found at? I checked 4 different ones, but nothing!!! Thanks for your time!! Keep up the good work!"


hello says: "this isn’t a question but i just had to say love your new song mrs.claus"


The_Cool_Girl_Named_Taylor says: "Hey Bob I just wanted to say that u r totally awesome!!! I can’t wait to get ur CD. All your songs are so cool! You really need to do another duet w/ that one girl who sang in Double Diet!!It was so cool. You Rock!!!!!!!! Peace"


Kathleen says: "how come you dont have a record label? you should have!"


nut tellin u!!! says: "were do you get your ideas for these amazing songs!?!"


Geoff says: "Hey u guys rock ur lyrics are so funny. When do u think u will be coming out with another parody?"


alex ponce says: "This is not a question just emailing to tell u that in Florida,Lake County (tavares)the whole middle and high school is listening to your Cds except some f*cking punks but we are all really hipered up with your songs men u f*cking rock that all i got to say GOOOOOOOOOOO BOB u rock ass"


Brook Crowley says: "Who’s that girl singer who duets with you on "Double Diet", the parody of Kid Rock and Sheryl Crow’s "Picture"? It’s so damn funny!!"


Nny says: "dude! i know you gotta sn and all but that song ‘’she blocked me” is that a true story?? hah if so thats fridgen hellarious"


Omega1989 says: "I love ‘Super-Duper Kung-Fu Triple-Whammy Miss You’. However, even after listening to it quite a few times now, it still fails to make any sense or have any consistancy. Did it ever make sense to you, or am I missing something? And what the hell do the verses have to do with the chorus?"


Based on your wording, you must be very well educated. Based on your age, you are most likely well out of college. So what was your college? I gotta go there. They obviously taught you well. You are a f*cking genius.


UK DUDE says: Your songs rock man.  I was wondering whether Depressing Rock Song is really based on you and your experiences?  If so that must be really cool.  Have you ever thought of making videos for your songs?  I’m sure if you made them they would be great!!


Truman says: I gotta say congradulations on being so damn funny. *claps*.


Mark Wellendorf says: Hi. Love your songs. I’m a musician and singer who would love to put together some tracks as clean as yours! Could you tell me what equipment you use for recording? I have a Mac G4 laptop and a Yamama s80 keyboard that plays xg midi. Thanks for your time, keep up the good work!


Amy says: "How long has your band together? just to let you know i love your song called Every other time, she Blocked me, and constipated."


Super Chic says: “From the song she blocked me… (Oh, by the way, that song is THE BEST!) Do you actually have a screenname? Cuz you are so hot, i cannot believe you’re singal!”


BritishGirl says: “Hey! I am so totally in love with you!…ehem,sorry about that.Im in the uk (which sucks) and I cant find anywhere to buy your CDs…..are they even sold over here? I will cry if they arnt….oh,well…anyone for tea and scones?”


Olivia says: “OMG!! I love your songs!! I love ‘Constipated’!! Anyway, my question is, how is it that you come up with this stuff! I mean, it’s too good to be humanly possible. Are you an alien?”


Abby says: “Hi Bob! I just want you to know that you’ve touched my heart (snigger) with your clever and brilliant parodies. At least I know that you’ll be there to chill me out with your, uh, inspiring yake on artists. As for the haters, YOU ALL SUCK!! My question is, do you like South Park? And if you do, what is your favorite episode? One of mine is Faith Plus One, whrere Cartman starts the Christian rock band!”


Jodie aka Cacophany_cat says: “Not really a question just wanted to say you guys kick ass totally love you taking the piss out of the whiny bitch avril. So yeah you’re all hot lol love me xxx”


Debi says: "Bob u rock \m/! Where do you get your ideas for parodys… Because i think they are better then the originals! Especially- she blocked me! Plus, I don’t see why you get hate mail? Your so cool!"


Nikki says: "How Is Joe(THE Guitar Player)SO Hott? Sorry It’s Not A Real Question, But Keep Up The Good Singing… I Like Constipated ‘n’ Your Voice …The Moment I Heard Your voice I Fell In LUV!"


Grease Lightning says: "Where can I buy your CD over the net because I live in ENGLAND!!! (I mean, of all places, my ancestors chose to move to ENGLAND at the time when all the continents of the world first became populated! Why, lord, why?) I hate the fact that you cant come over to England to tour, I hope one day I can own a record label and sign you up! Actually I was thinking of getting into the parody/music buisiness – I’m 13, same age as you were when you first took music seriously, so I hear. Any tips for budding fellow parody artists? I’ve already parodised a few songs (but obviously not recorded them!), entirely inspired by you! (And Weird Al) Rock on!"


Stupid_in_Alaska says: "Your awesome! my friends and i all think you absolutley fantastic!! My question is what is your opinion on the war on terrorism? :>"


Triana says: "I read you said if you could live anywhere it would be the ‘fabulous’    *NEW ORLEANS*, and seeing as im from there, i love it! But what do you love so much about it?  Also, im sure your tired of this ?uestion, but where can i buy ur cd! I cant seem to get hold of it!!! Lastly, you seem like a strange and unusual person, i like that! KEEP IT UP!"


Steven says: "How come you aren’t famous? Your songs are hilarious! Rule on man. Don’t let people put you down."


john lyday says: "since you answer my questions, my favorite song is dr phil. would you sing on his show if you could. you rock"


Mathew Dixon says: "I love listening to that constipated song, so funny.  I was wondering if you could provide the lyrics so I sing along with it without having to mumble the words."


onefreakykid says: "Yo Bob, u da man first of all. I want to know were you get all your song ideas, like for ISDTWKFMY that is one missed up song u da man!!!!"


Grease Lightning says: "Ever thought about touring in England? I found the website by chance 5 years ago, loved ‘Ode to Playboy’ but pretty much forgot you. By chance again, doing my website, random thought ‘I wonder what Bob’s doing!’ And I came to check out the website. All I can say is, well done!"


Stannerz says: "Hey Bob! International Fan here! UK. I know that you cant tour anywhere else because of the lack of money and record label. Have you actually thought of getting one?"


Simone says: "This isnt a question, but I just wanted to let you know that your parodies rock and that your really hot, if you didnt already know that!"


John says: "You are like the coolest dude i have ever known of in my whole entiire life!!!!!


Krista says: "How do u come up with such totally cool, funny, and weird songs???? did u ever take singing lessons wen u were younger????"


The Cool Girl Taylor says: "What is your album called? What channel is your show on? And you should make a parody of the song “holiday Inn”. You rock dude!!!"


Amzy says:   "Will you have a Canadian distributor for your album?  Or will I have to go to Amazon or CDNOW?  (oops, forgot the Canadian trademark, ‘eh?’)"


Bigelow says: I’d like to say that your song Mrs Claus rocks.


Jessica says: This is no question, I’m gonna spam your flash video all over the net, it’s freaking hilarious.


Kat says: Hey when is your next concert because I am ganna go all the way to RI just to see you, i live in Nashua, NH. So thats pretty damn far acording to me! but yeah when is you next concert.


Pete “Big Boy” D. says: Yo Bob! Dude, you ROCK!  Just wonderin’, What happened to the lyrics on the Listen page? It was great to be able to sing along with the songs, now we gotta learn ‘em off by heart! Still, an excuse to listen to ‘em more eh?


Pacer says: Alright man, I seriously have to tell you how incredibly cool you are for making hilarious parodys of all these song. Way to go.


John says: You Rock  / Rule / Own !!! 4 real !!
keep up the great songs!!! (:


adam blake says: do u hav a albam out yet?and if u do where could i buy it from coz it’s awsome?so i would really like if u could send me an signed copy of ur cd plz.


Jessica  says: Bob you are my favorite singer like ever!;)…..so I was wondering if you could maybe come meet me some time? like at the greendale mall or somthing….maybe like do a gig there and meet me and all my friends?!?!?! i love you bob…but im not one of those CRAZY fans idk many of your songs but the one’s i no i loveee!!Please!


Leif Daniel says: Hi.. I just have to say, you’re songs are so cool, I sure hope you can be so big that you’re music “stretches” to Norway where I live :-)


…just alex…? says: Hay, bob, you rock-like you have never head that one befor, but that is beside the point. I live in Kansan, the middle of no were, So I was thinking, you should TOTALY come out here to KC and do a show, you know how much that was ROCK, that would make my year. I gusses I will just have to hold on, until you become BIG.~_~


Guess Who says:  I just wanted to tell you that i love your music, and that I have supported you since the beggining in however I could, whether it be by telling people about you, getting friends and family to request your music on the radio, and any other way I could. I have been trying like hell to get you onto 7 different radio stations


Josh Paiva says: Can i get the radio stations to play you, she freakin blocked me is awsome!!!


anett says: Hi bob!! wold you marry me?? you rock


TTYY says: "ur the best at makin fun of other songs. how do u do it?"


Dyhalto says: lol! can’t beleive i never knew you existed dude. really. now, i shall listen to your music, before forgetting that this website exists. oh, and getting back on track, what’s your inspiration?


Anthony Ward says: Is there any way I could download any of your songs.And are you going to actually release any of your singles.Your music rocks and its funny as hell!


Andre says: hey im wondering if your cds are only online. Thanx


Jacob says: Great songs man. Thanks for sharing your talent.


Ingrid says: Hi, Bob! :D
I’m from Norway, and your fan # 1 over here! Sadly, most norwegians never even heard of you -or your music!! I have -however- and I loooove your music!


Me says: Your a genius… How???


david says: When can we expect to c your cd in stores??????????


Lisa says: Hey! A friend of my said, you’ve got to check this out!, and send me the link of She Blocked Me. It was so funny!! Well,, a few days later, (today :P ) I checked out the site, I didnt even knew you were a band, I thought it just was a funny movie! Anyway, my question is, i live in holland, can I still order your CD? Keep on the good work! Love, Lisa


Scherazada says: I just wanna say that you TOTALLY ROCK *DUDE* :p
Well, see ya then -x-


Jay says: Hey i think that the internet love song was ace just wanna say well done!!


Charlotte says: Hey Bob, I just clicked on your website and I love you and your songs already!


austin  says: yo bob i started to listen to your music right before x mas and i loved it from the first second i heard internet love song i think your way better than weird al and you should get to the top pritty fast. i was just wondering if you could get famous faster so you could come to n/j or even p/a because thats close. i want to see you live so try to get famous faster


David  says: you are awsome do u make up your own lyrics?


Jessica says: Um.. is there a chance you could possibly TOUR to Centralia, Illinois to do a concert?? Please Bob I love you ~* DO IT FOR THE LADIES*~!!!!!!!


Travis says: First of all, YOU ROCK!!!111!! and there’s nothing you can do about it
(Picture insert of me playing air guitar)


Sam says: I listened to the “Mrs Claus” song, and I LOVE it!!!


James Brook says: Hey bob, I live in England, and i love your songs!!!!
Are you ever going to do a concert in the UK ?


Dominic says: I love that “She frikin blocked me” song, so how can i download it onto a cd?


Snorri Helgason says: hi man!! i am from iceland the little island in europe, i love your band and me and my friends are wondering would you and your band play sometime on iceland because we think you are great p.s  we pay for your ride here


dibbles says: she blocked me is way toooo funnny dude! u rock!


Luke says: She Blocked Me Is The Best Song Ever Its Way Better Than The Actual Song


Lindsay says: Do you have CD’s in stores in Canada?


Peter Liljeqvist says: I Bob.. I From Sweden and i love y songs..!! Have y Any Minds on a taking a Ture in Sweden..!!!  Peter


pat says: Hey Bob will you ever come 2 san jose California?


Crispy says: Your music has crossed the atlantic, im from the uk and when i saw you were doing a radio stream thing i thought great but then i remembered the time diff so its on at 2am over in the uk o well looks like i aint going to sleep that night lol


James O’Brien says: Thank you for sharing your amazing talent with the world. You are a very impressive person. I found a shockwave clip of your “Blocked me” song on a humor site and had to check out your website. Do you have any plans on touring Seattle? My daughter and I would love to check out your show.


bex says: I love all your songs, five for one and pet rock are amazing!  come tour england! we need some decent music! please! luv bex :) xx


Keshi says: HI BOB!!!
I think your songs are great and well done. I would like to download your CD, but i cannot because i have no credit card. I could only use B-Pay….  ;’( very sad. I would rather pay for your songs rather than get them off a naughty website!! Is there anyway i could even do something to get it? or get it through b-pay? i’m desperate! :( Thanks
-Keshi –


Melisa says: hi bob!!!
when will you come to argentina? we need you here


Scott says: Can you make a paradoy of Boulevard of Broken Dreams by Greenday.O Yeh me and my mates think your songs rock


Martin says: that was some great songs! 5 for 1 was a genious song, great job man!


Kai says: hi bob,
i wanne ask u if u could send me this song pls (she blocked me) omg this is sooo awsome!!pls pls pls pls pls send it to me!!


opo says: ok I just found out about you like 45min ago from ebaums world and i must say yuo are a god amoung men but lets get to the pint your from RI are you a fan of the show “Family Guy”?


rob says: hey bob, i was browsing the web and heard one of your songs, the “she fricken blocked me” song. its really good, the rhyming was smooth and everything. i think its awesome that you’re from ri cuz i am too and i’d like to try out comedy and writing songs when i get older, so thats really cool that someone from rhode island managed to get pretty famous, awesome job and keep up the good work. -rob


Sean says: Yo Bob, I love your song *She Fricken Blocked Me*. Very good song.


Mattias Kjellebäck says: Hi there Bob, im from sweden and I can almost say im one of the few who knows of you. But I wonder if theres some way I can spread the word? A T-shirt or something, I think more Swedish people should realize how good you are. Keep up the good work


Sarah says: How do u think of the songs? They r soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo kewl! :-) I listen 2 them everyday.


adam says: man bob mrs.claus and she frikin blocked are soooo wicked i all ready got she frikin bloked memorized by heart, but i only listened to mrs.claus once. you make wicked songs


chris says: dude you guys so inspired us to liek go all the way wit our musik and it like is dedicated to u man we actuly loved the song you gave ebaumsworld the she bloked me song dude that song roked anyways all im saying is u inspired when we thought we couldent play thanks man


Dave says: Hey Bob, I’m over in the UK and I was wondering if you were ever gonna release your albums here, because most of your songs are great


Nicole says: Hiya Bob, Any chance of you coming over to England on tour? Us english fans would love to see you!


Nasim says: Hey dude, you are so awsome and I love your clips, no wait..my entire high school does lol..well I just want to tell you keep it up


YUNGNHOPELESS says: This is not a question. Make More Music!!!


Eggy says: Bob you are soooo cool. I love your songs, you really have a sense of humor.


tommie says: hey hey Bob! i just want to tell u that your songs are awesome man!


Nath says: woah dude ur musics amazing. Im a guitarist myself ur stuffs wicked. i was wondering could i get a signed cd for advertising on msn messenger instead i just love ur music


Devin says: Hey way to go with all of your songs they are awsome! If i requested you at my radio station they probably would be playin them all the time. I heard She blocked my first then i showed my friends and they all liked it. I checked out the sit and  now i like all the songs. great music. Kepp it up.


RabidCocoaPuff says: I would just like to say that I -just- heard of you today..and you’re freakin’ awesome.


Daniel Bennett says: Wow Bob! Just heard your song on the ebaums site then deicided to look at your site. Love your paradoys. I dont know how peiople can say your like weird al, i kinda think your betta but weird al is wicked too!! You should come to the UK when ya can i think you will get good turnout! – Kepp Them Goin Mate :)


ella and clare says: Ur music rocks and we r always lookin at ur site.how do u come up with the catchy words to ur songs?


Becky says: Hey bob, I am from england, and I just come to you’re website, and I love you’re music so does my friend! As I am from UK, will you be doing gig’s over here?


G-Dawg says: Hi Bob im a big fan of yours and i love your music i was wondering are you making more music because its so addicting and well i cant stop listening this is music that should make you famous anytime now its catchy and hip haha i reconize some songs to that are the same but with differnt words i also wonder who do you perform music to? cause if i could meet you and like see you at a show that would be awsome where do you plan on going next? sorry for all the questions just really love your music peace out! Bob
From: G-Dawg


Michael Feige /DJ MezzoMicks says: Hi Bob
One day I found this video featuring your parody on She F***** Hates Me. I wanted to ask you if it’s possible to order your CD’s in Germany, because I want to listen to your music all the time some of them are real party hits… I love your music!


Zapflap says: Yo Bob!
Where can i get the lyrics for “She blocked me”?
I think i’m gonna buy your Album (Not a Christmas album)…
BTW…Your music ROCKS!!! :D


brandon says: hey ur hermathidite song(3 doors down) is awsome but i want to know if you can send that and she blocked me to my e-mail? u ROCK all my friends loves ur work….


marilyn manson says: your music is really cool where do you come up with the ideas man?


pixy says: how do u come up wid al d ideas 4 ur songs nd like r u gunna go tourin round england? cuz id reli like 2 c u cuz u look so dead sexy xox


homeless boy says: yo bob my names david and id just like to ask how the hell you came up with “she blocked me” it freakin ruled!!!!


clayt says: well this isnt a question but dude i love your music well also how do ya come up with this stuff its awesome!?


Rickey says: can you play a gig in honolulu? i’d love to go see you in concert…


Andy says: Your songs are so cool, i’ve got everyone in my college listning to them and requesting them on our radio stations in the UK – just to say you must be a genious with those paradies, good luck in getting a record deal coz you deserve it!!


Steveo says: Hey Bob! i just wanna say i think u r soo cool when u answer your questions and your music is realy cool……. How long does it take  u to think of the words for songs like She Blocked Me or Ms.claus cus i wanna try it but i dont have much time :( sooo how long does it take u??  ps. im your N1 fan have been 4 ages FROM ENGLAND,CORNWALL!!! all my m8s THINK U ROCK!


luv u bob! <33 says: hey bob , i LUV ya and ure music!!!


Robert says: HEY BOB theses songs are ace. i was surfin da site on www.ebaumsworld.com wif a m8 and we saw the she blocked me song and video and we cpouldnt stop laughin. this is an ace site i also like the mrs claus,five in one and constipated and all the rest./ there great and so funni. cya :) :):):):):D:D:D:D:D:D:P:P:P:P:P


Scott S. says: Ha ha, I know no matter what I type here I’m gunna get some type of smartass response back because thats just they way you are! Just wanted to say your songs are great– keep em’ coming!


casey says: how do u come up with all those lyrics?   there r sooooo funny


Sarah says: Hi Bob, how are you? I was wondering if you could possibly make a song up about blondes please? This is a really cool site and I am going to be reccomending it to all of my friends. Thank you for creating such great and inspiring parodies! Love and best wishes -Sarah


John says: yo bob just listend to ur song on ebaums world and then i came to this site u guys kick some ass is there a chance u guys could tour up to the yukon?????


Saz says: Hey Bob, great songs.


mike says: i need more radiostations to request you on but i dont know where to go. GIVE ME RADIO STATIONS.*foaming at mouth*


Steve says: Hey Bob! I’ve heard a couple of your song over the past little while and came to check your site out! You rule man, hope to get to meet you one day!


Liz and Val Jaxon says: Hi Bob! We heard you on ebaums and then came over here and we think your stuff is so awesome! Are you ever going to make a CD, or are your parodies on CD that we can get? Are you ever going to tour?


Erin says: Hey you rock! you songs are great. you should come to Bend, Oregon that would be to tight! Hey are your songs in stores now?


Jazz says: Just wanted to say: FECKIN GREAT MATE! Loved your stuff.


Jonathan says: When will you have a concert in california bob?


Holly & Chloe says: Hey Bob!!!  Me an my homies luv ur songs.  Ur music is total KICK ASS!  Ne wayz….I think I have to ask a question so I was wondering if u could come to South Bend, IN cuz we never get any ppl here 4 a concert and if u did that would be KICK ASS 2 just like u!  Ne Wayz about ur music me and my homies r inspired by it and have already started our own band and write songs like u do but we havent copied ANY of urs.  We have our own little recording system with the computer and kereoke systems.  If u could write back to this letter it would be awesome.  Thanx!!!! Signed,Ur #1 fans,Holly and Chloe


bob says: dude ya stuff rock


Nessie says: Hi! I am a Norwegen boy who heard one of your songs on a TV- show a few days ago, and… Hey! Here I am! My question for you is if you have even considered visiting Norway?


Alex H says: Ah man love ur music im from the uk and told all my friends and i tried to get she blocked me playin at fox fm  oxford


Gyorgy Simon says: Yo You Are one of the coolest bands ive ever listend to where can i get a cd or 2 or 3 and how much?!?!?!?!   email be back PEACE


Jack says: i just found out about you guys you rock. i would love to buy some cd’s but can’t find them in my town. would there be any idea’s to help me out. i love all of your songs.


Edvin, AKA DiCE says: I saw the she blocked me video on albinoblacksheep..com, and i checked out your homepage and i just adore your music, hope you come to Estonia sometimes, on a like a tour. That would be the happiest day of my life.


VICTORIA says: What inspired you to make these awesome songs i mean the mrs.claus one made me laugh so hard do you have anything new coming up?


kieran says: hi dude i must says she blocked me had me in spasams al night it was so funny i must say will u do another one


some guy says: This isnt a question but i goota tell ya Dude ur songs rock dude.Kepp it up


Jess says: *gasp*…wow you’re amazing! You’re a counter-culture sex symbol! A sane Cobain (as far as being completely hot and a genius and not killing yourself goes…but I digress). But when are you going to do a tour of New Zealand (south-east from Australia)? *sigh* I live but in hope.


zyik says: Where do you get the talent? I need to get me some of that too! Neways, Keep ‘em comin’


Daniel Darnall from Germany says: hi bob, im about your bigest fan in germany. I asked at a radion station for your song Dr. Phil (one of my favorite, good job)